I'm drunk and bored

Ask me anything :^)

English cheddar is scraped from passed out pub drunks cocks?

Fun fact: We hate the french so much we no longer get cheese from there, instead pub drunks are the sole source of the country's cheese. Everyone who owns a pub or frequents a pub is in on it and sell it to big cheese companies to make extra money on the side. When processing it they lace it with drugs which is why some consider cheese addictive.

AMA threads are technically CTFG territory so it should probably be moved there.

What was your poison?

Half a bottle of Jim Beam honey whiskey. Quite nice stuff.
I'm also a bit of a lightweight

Did you vote in or out?

Also, sauce on avatar.

Voted in

Here you go matey

Cheers.

How drunk would you have to be before you do things you normally wouldn't?

Ah, good ol' drunk threads. How many times did you have to use spellcheck?

I sobered up like 3 hours after I made this thread buttfuck it I'll keep rolling with it.



On a scale of drunkenness, I'd say between drunk and waking-up-in-odd-places-shitfaced. But at the same time you also do things you regret, like collapsing in the middle of a street crying for no reason or being in a room full of people trying to sleep and not shutting up to the point everyone moves to a different room. I don't remember that last one but apparently it happened



Surprisingly I've made more spelling mistakes having just woken up. Slept off most of my headache, need to do something about the last of it.



Those maymays are funny, I love them

What your stance on guy on loli sister on loli girl with double ended dildo on second guy foursomes? Also why in the fuck is jellied eel still a thing in nigel's land?

If you could redesignate the Caiptal from London to anywhere else within the former British Empire, where would you put it?

If reality, underage inbreeding makes jeebus cry
If in the land of 2D, me gusta.

Eels were cheap and plentiful back in the day of London being shitter than it was. My guess is they're still popular in London because it's so fucking expensive to live there. Never had jellied eels before and it sounds disgusting but I may give it a try eventually.




A county smack bang in the middle of the country. Makes more sense for the capital (and by extension, the government) to be in the middle somewhere than in the arse-end of Britfaggia. But that's just me.

Are you still drunk?

York

No but I've just taken painkillers
Im3cool5u

Edit: Just bought another bottle of Jim Beam. Might have some later

Which one?

The one in Toronto.