I'M GOING AWAAAAAAYYYYY

Will the phone numbers of several attractive girls be satisfactory?

Easement of travel to their places to bang them isn't included, however- so you'll need to make your way yourself.

Do they know the numbers where for me, or will I have to induce rape persuade them?

If you can pretend to be me, you should be fine.

Rape it is.

Very mad.

You're such a liar.



We have no attractive girls.

You've been to the wrong places then, mate- I've seen a good number of cuties.

Admittedly not too many in London, actually.

But Deal, Canterbury, Amesbury, Salisbury, and especially 'round Bristol and Bath. Although I confess that a number of the ones I've engaged with were foreigners themselves (A particularly hot girl from Lithuania- of all places- for example).

We're going to miss you Pumpjack I hardly knew ya

Ah you've been around Kent. That's where I live. Canterbury gets alot of foreign tourists.

Yup. Went to go visit Dos. Had I known, I woulda swung 'round your place too.

I'm back, actually. Got back home yesterday.

S'all good mang, maybe next time if there is one.

So what else did you do in your time here?

Oooooh Lord his spirit is talking to me!

Where did you go again?

Queen's Land.



A bit of a cross-country trek; London, Canterbury, Deal, Dover, Amesbury, Salisbury, Dorset, Weymouth, Plymouth, Exeter, Helston, Bristol, Bath, Birmingham, and back to Lundun.

Basically just wandered all day, and then spent the evenings at pubs (and likely went at least over double my projected budget). Met up with Dos and Sam, and another fellow from a past forum, as well as one of my cousins who's making ends as a teacher.

Had a great time, and I consequently ran into a number of small and not-so-small celebrities.

This guy.


This guy (black shirt).


And- believe it or not- Jason-fucking-Statham. They were filming a scene for an upcoming film in Chinatown (close to Soho).
Unfortunately- for obvious reasons- the chief of security confiscated my camera until Jason was back in his trailer. But once Jason was out of sight, he and I actually got along pretty well together, we talked guns.

Funnily enough, all three of these guys are named Danny.

Pumpy where's mah liquor?

I drank all the liquor.

Quite seriously, I estimate my total spendings on booze alone at over £300 during the course of my trip- as I was at a pub almost every single night, usually past closing time.

Nuuuuuuuuuuuuu ;~;

ALL THE LIQUOR.

share dem pics.

I shall once I find a good site that can handle a mass upload of 150+ Pokemon pictures.