[Locked] I'm hurt guys

Recently all of you guys have been constantly neg repping me and I've been warned by the great Waar and its hurting my feelings. I feel like people are trying to focus me and just neg rep me. Plus I think Waar may be following me and neg repping all of my posts. My butt legitimately hurts everytime I come to IB, I thought this was a friendly community for everyone. I just can't take this anymore. :(

Número Uno: Rep doesn't anything Fakku. If it was possible for something to be less value than nothing then the rep here would be that.
Número Dos: Waar only warned because you broke rules by Necrobumping threads from far back as 2008 and consider yourself lucky because that's usually an automatic ban (If the banning system was working.)

Take my advice: Don't try to stand out in IB by trying to be edgy or unconventional. Try to stand out here by being yourself. It worked for Bagman, Dee, and me.

lol

"Take my advice: Don't try to stand out in IB by trying to be edgy or unconventional. Try to stand out here by being yourself. It worked for Bagman, Dee, and me."

You sound like an absolute faggot.

You noticed?

Número Tres: This is likely satire.

The door's never locked.

And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?

Número Cuatro: Te parece ser correcto.

Foreign is banned.

Lol. Spanish is American. Just ask the illegals.

This is the internet. Your butt here is supposed to be made of steel since the shit comes from people you don't know who don't know you. Harden that butt

damn if you did damn if you don't
first off, common sense (I am bothered why it is called that way when it is hard to come by). a thread or comment about reps is bound to give you neg rep. newcomers acting like they own a place is bound to be everyone's target.
there are a lot of things that can set anyone off, bad grammar, bad pun, waifu of someone else being your avi etc. take it in stride and just own up to your actions.

this is more of the "lurk moar" kind of advice

Turning and turning in the widening gyre
The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,

Not even sure if you're being sarcastic or serious, but if it's the former then it's terribad that you get all these serious responses.

Trying to upvote your posts cuz ily

I kinda knew I just didn't care.

Obviously. I tend to ignore the joke if it came from someone new/I hardly see and post around here.
It's just that I sense he's trying to be sarcastic, hence the pity.

Ha. I double that statement.

Anyone who takes the Opening Post seriously needs a good dick in the arse.