I'm leaving the internet in 14 hours

Better?

@Jackie: Congrats on your job!

I suppose, but eventually they may ask for a different form of contact besides phone and mail.

That, and you'd be missing out on a ton of opportunities not posted in traditional mediums.

That seems to imply you can actually talk your way out of a paper bag. It also reminds me of a frustrated child who declares a game/sport stupid after trying it out and then losing.

But thanks for trying to please me, it really doesn't make a difference or change my opinion.

Leonard speaks highly of you. I'm still not convinced you're half as good as he thinks you are. Go on then, pretty sure in a year the majority of the users here will forget who you are, or at least how terrible you are in IB.

Nobody will remember anyone of us, except our families and closest irl friends. Three months and nearly everyone will forget me here.

Also, why would I bother to be remembered? I didn't plan to. I merely pleased a few at a moment I could and brightened a bit of the days of those who brightened mine.

Nah, I still remember a few users who used to frequent IB, even though I'm not close to them.

I never said you wanted to be remembered either. I just said by the time you "come back", chances are everyone would be over the fact you're a shitposter.

Several months late, but thanks.

Two of my sisters are doing nursing. Get ready for long hours, overnights, and irregular shifts.

And memorising the names of a bajillion medicines.

I doubt that.

finally. Oravua asshole.

I wouldn't be so hard on the guy. Yeah, he's a total prick from what I've seen, and he loves spamming the forums with a spectacular variety of insensible trash, but this is an astoundingly graceful exit. It's missing a quiet piano ballad in the background, you know, when someone finally gets up and does something about being an astronomical son of a bitch. If he finds good work and moves up in the world, I guarantee he'll be a lot less of a prick.

Also, he has a Vita, which is a lot like finding someone who stands next to you as you both quote lines from Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri. Hell yeah.

*claps alone*

Anybody who posts after this post that is quoting a most wonderful post is a faggot.

/thread

Hope so, because I will ban you if you come back before then.

Oh damn.

Why not ban him now?

Why?

edit: @kona wassup bro?

good luck. :D

No tears
No guilt
no win
no regret


Only happiness, flippancy and a whole lot of ..

Goddamn fool. Yer not suppose to win or lose. Yer suppose to take everything with a grain o salt like an idjit. Except now you just went full retard trying to be "normal". Good luck ya damned fewl.

[size=28]AN FER DA LUV OF GAWD LRN2RETARD CORRECTLY. YOU WON'T GET IT NOW, BUT SOMEDAY THOU WILL UNDERSTAND CORRECTLY.[/h]