I'm somewhat drunk and this is a thread (A shitty thread)

Like the title implies, I'm some what drunk (Drank a 6 pack and got a next to full 40 left) and I feel like making a thread and talking about shit I want to talk about and share it with the community because it's easier to post stuff with no restraint when you are under the influence of booze. Excuse the spelling errors if they appear at all in whatever I type below.


Number 1
So I've been here since about 2010 and I've had a lot of fun here. I've met some awesome people and have had some pretty good times (Reno, Longevity, Beard, you know what I'm talking about) and I guess some of the older users have said that Fakku (I don't know if it is aimed at IB or fakku as a whole) is somewhat lacking in the fun department. I find it kind of funny now since everyone (users who have been here for a while) seem to get pissy over new users starting shit and making threads that take up 20+ pages with rage, butthurt and trolling. W don't even have an exact description of what a perfect thread is, when it comes down to making a "good" thread it's just a matter of personal opinion.

If the majority likes it then it's a good thread. If the majority hates it and thinks it's lame then it is a shit thread. It all comes down to hit and miss, there is no exact formula for making a good thread just like no one can pull a meme out of there ass and make it viral. A thread is good simply because a lot of people found it amusing, entertaining or funny.

Number 2
Just got a 3DS and am having fun with Super Mario 3D Land and Samurai Warriors: Chronicles. I've missed handheld gaming since I sold my last handheld device.
I'm thinking of getting a PS4 if they don't pull the same shit as Micro$oft but if they do I'm going with Wii U (honkers gonna honk).

Number 3
Sneakyone and I seem to have the same taste in anime and possibly video games. If he was a girl I would date and fuck him so hard.

Number 4

My favorite genres (and subgenres) of music.... and stuff.

- Punk rock
- Skate punk
- Thrash metal
- NWOBHM (Iron Maiden make up the whole of why I like NWOBHM)
- Pop Punk (Mostly stuff from the 90's like early Blink 182 and Hi standard, Sum 41 and Gob).
- Death Metal (I only listen to random stuff from death metal bands. If I had to choose favorites I'd go with stuff like Massacre, Cannibal Corpse and Autopsy).
- Nightcore (Even though it is mostly just sped up europop and trance I have a soft spot for the genre even though I can't relate to most of the lyrics).

Number 5
Because bass guitar is fucking awesome!

This is a recording I did with my bass a while back.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZF5jzjW4VM
(Everything in this is bass with the exception of drums)

Suck on that Art! (no offence really intended).

TL;DR = Whatever from me.

Can you please attach (Shitty thread) to all of your threads from now on? Thanks.

Oh, if any of you give a shit about whatever I do (I don't care if you don't) friend me on facebook (I really give no fuck if you don't since I won't know that you don't want to friend me on FB.)

The address is https://www.facebook.com/NEXUS2040?ref=tn_tnmn

When was the last time you ever made a thread Pyre? You are like a fossil in these parts just waiting to be dug up.

Go home Nexus, you're drunk. Take the moose.

I used to live in Burnaby, west coast Canada ftw.

I usually try and wait until I have some decent content to make a thread with instead of you know, shit threading all over the place.

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Lol, I can't recall anything you've posted that's been amusing for the last few years. If there was anything I've completely forgotten about it which means it wasn't that important.

I'll take an elk because I ate an elk burger by mistake last night. Elk burgers don't taste bad at all in fact, I might go as far as to say if elk meat was easier and cheaper to come by I'd say fuck beef.

At least I've posted something amusing.

I have a black uncle who lives in Burnaby (not that skin color really matters but I thought I would say that anyway). I should visit him, family is important.

If it was amusing why do I not remember it? Putting alcohol aside (Seriously you are nothing special just like the majority of users on fakku including myself).

Because your memory is terrible even without alcohol, likely because your parents beat you as a child.

Nice comeback. I actually wasn't beat as a child. I waited until I was 19 years of age to drink (Legal age to drink in BC Canada). Plus, I had an awesome childhood which I could talk about but it would be TL;DR for you.

.....

-dies from laughter-

You know if it were me and the opposite gender we would fuck. like so hard!.... If I wasn't really fugly.

-dies from laughter-

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