Introducing The One, The Only...

MC NACHBAR!

I'm white like wonder bread and I fry like chicken.
Bitches who know me know i'm a time bomb tickin.
Even in the foreign cities where i'm writin' like dickens.
I'ma get some of them titties even if its slim pickens.
Every saturday night i'ma pack em in the club.
They nuttin' on my fingers after they down on my dub.
All of the fly honeys be gettin' all up in my business.
They be like "MC wanna put some in my jizzimus?"
I gotta be straight up about my urgency.
Tell them like it is though baby its hurtin' me.
Only give you 15 minutes of my time
and that includes the foreplay though whittle be sublime.
Get down on your knees and show me that you love me.
And in a little while you gonna be above me.
You better take a picture, don't give me no lip.
Cuz soon as I bust a nut i'm gonna dip.

Props go to Jake "Virt" Kaufman

(nsl41288 exists no more)

Fuck yeah time go and eat some fried chicken and celebrate.

FO SHO NIGGA

I said I'm white...

Yeah but everyone likes fried chicken ;).