Irn-Bru secret ingredient

The ingredients in Irn-Bru are a closely guarded secret, and the recipe is known only to Robin Barr, the Chairman - who announced his retirement in May 2009 -, and one unnamed person (who are not allowed to travel on the same plane together). A copy of the recipe is kept in a bank vault in Switzerland. Robin Barr himself mixes the essences of the drink in a sealed room at their headquarters in Cumbernauld once a month. Once Robin Barr steps down as Chairman, he will continue to be the company mixer, but will eventually pass on the recipe to his daughter (and company secretary) Julie.

Not a huge fan of it, but...
What do you guys think it is?
I am certain it is orphans' tears.

shit

Horse semen.

Probably the same as Krabby Patties.

Baby's.

moe's cocktail

Agreed.

I personally love Irn-Bru, tried it once at the Highland Games and I was impressed.

Its made with shattered dreams

Never had it. Is it some dark soda?

Weeaboo tears and my jizz.

pink eye crust

Blood from a virgin's pussy.

wow slayer I didn't know they were working you so hard. you should be anemic now...

Uh.... I'm a guy last time I checked so your joke fails.

Sometimes I wonder

Sometimes I wonder if I should have been a girl, after all a lot of my early childhood friends were girls.

Did someone say Virgin's blood.... hmm fucking tasty as hell.

compressed mako energy

I need to try this drink now

The sweat of Chuck Norris