Is this your husband?
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After a long night of passion, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter. Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand.
"There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied.
He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. Naturally, the guy began to worry.
"Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously.
"No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend then?" he asked.
"No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.
"Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy.
Calmly, Tony replied, "That's me before the operation."
"There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied.
He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. Naturally, the guy began to worry.
"Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously.
"No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend then?" he asked.
"No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.
"Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy.
Calmly, Tony replied, "That's me before the operation."
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Japadict wrote...
After a long night of passion, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter. Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand."There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied.
He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. Naturally, the guy began to worry.
"Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously.
"No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend then?" he asked.
"No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.
"Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy.
Calmly, Tony replied, "That's me before the operation."
Well clearly that guy didn't care to check for the adam's apple~
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Oh shi- So that was Tony! I thought that was just a bad dream!
On a more serious note, that's pretty gnarly and I wouldn't wish that on any self-respecting man. Or woman in a different turn of events.
On a more serious note, that's pretty gnarly and I wouldn't wish that on any self-respecting man. Or woman in a different turn of events.
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my head hurts. if women aren't women and men are women and stuff, what hope is there for truth? well, i guess it's safe if you don't have women in the first place. lucky me.
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Well I believe it depends if they are passable, and since they'd just had sex, tony had already gone through the surgery as well, so nothing really tying them back to being a male.
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mGARANDEUR1 wrote...
except for the high levels of testosterone is the system and no estrogen.Actually thats what the pills are for, suppresses the testosterone, prevents facial hair growth etc, and they also take female hormones, among a number of other things, It's far too early here to get all technical with the names and all the other things that are involved, but basically, once it's finished, there is just the adams apple(unless reduced) and the fact that she can't get pregnant, and doesn't bleed in her periods, with the lack of ovaries etc.
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What if he pulled a Mr.(Ms.) Garrison and became a lesbian. Wouldn't that defeat the purpose of having a sex change? Doesn't that technically mean he's straight?
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aznstoner wrote...
What if he pulled a Mr.(Ms.) Garrison and became a lesbian. Wouldn't that defeat the purpose of having a sex change? Doesn't that technically mean he's straight?Well sex changes aren't always just about having sex with a male. Some people just want to be female yet they still like females as well - they're a cross between a lesbian and a trans-sexual. On a serious note, my best friend, Nick from way back when I went to school was one such person. I read through his journal once and found that HE actually wanted to be a lesbian. Of course, I've never mentioned this to him even though he knows I know, and he hasn't done anything about it.
I still know this person and (bear in mind I'm a Christian and I think all Christians should have this belief:) I fully respect non hetero-sexuals, as a solid believer that there's absolutely nothing wrong with it.
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That sort of happened to a friend of mine. Needless to say, we ended up in jail for 24 hours after my friend expressed his emotions with the dude, who had to visit a dentinst a few times. Good times!
BTW, I was just an innocent bystander on the whole thing, I PROMISE!
BTW, I was just an innocent bystander on the whole thing, I PROMISE!
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Japadict wrote...
After a long night of passion, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter. Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand."There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied.
He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. Naturally, the guy began to worry.
"Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously.
"No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend then?" he asked.
"No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.
"Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy.
Calmly, Tony replied, "That's me before the operation."
OMG, if this happen to me, I'll surely passed out, no doubt. But, its kinda funny too, if you don't know the real gender of the person you just %&*$#. Maybe, I can be disfunction too, hehe.
