It finally happened!

I don't know who needs to here this, but I was a lonely loser for a good chunk of my life, had some fun on these forums for sure. I just wanted to experience something more. Well it took 33 years but I finally have a girlfriend and we are truly in love. The point I want to get across is this, sometimes losers win, I never expected it and now my virginity's days are numbered (were taking it slow).

Update: I am no longer a wizard, and it was everything I hoped it would be.
Update 2: I broke up with her, apparently intimacy was asking too much in a relationship, and then she started friendzoning me. Live and learn I guess.

do not give up on becoming wizard

I was already a wizard, But I gave that up. I've got a lot going on and can't be playing with my wand all the time, so I have someone else who can use it from time to time and make it go poof!

What does it mean to be a wizard?

being a virgin at age 30 or higher

Bumping for update.

Congratulations! :D

Bump for Update 2.

Sorry to hear. Live and learn indeed though; can always take that experience to the next relationship.

Well, damn...

For real though, after losing my wizard powers, I can safely say that a fleshlight stamina unit felt better than what I felt with the real thing. Also porn doesn't tell you how physically demanding sex actually is. It looks easier than it really is, so it's pretty much working out but with a boner.

They do claim it's pretty good exercise, yes.

Relationships are hard and some people don't have the fortitude but bringing it back to the Wizard.

Perhaps this has been answered but what are the other stages?

I lost my virginity at 16 so am I just an adept?

Likewise, what about someone that makes it to 60 or older are they an Arch Wizard or perhaps become ethereal and merge with the cosmos?

I've been gone for like 4000 years from the forums and this is the first thing I see. Congrats on fumbling the bag Nexus!