This is an actual conversation I had with a friend online while I was stoned out of my mind.
Just a couple of things:
Don't read if you're easily offended by racism.
I'm not racist, I just think racist humor is funny.
That's all I can think of, but try not to take offense, it was all in good fun.
Metsrule010 [9:55 PM]: i love u
RoboJesus420 [9:55 PM]: what
Metsrule010 [9:55 PM]: i love u man
RoboJesus420 [9:56 PM]: what about Tony
Metsrule010 [9:56 PM]: fuck tony
Metsrule010 [9:56 PM]: i want u
RoboJesus420 [9:56 PM]: no Tony the Tiger
RoboJesus420 [9:56 PM]: hes greeeeaaaaaattt
Metsrule010 [9:56 PM]: toucan sam is better
RoboJesus420 [9:57 PM]: fuck that nigga
Metsrule010 [9:57 PM]: bro hes blue not black
RoboJesus420 [9:58 PM]: yeah but hes a fucking dope head... come on, follow your nose
Metsrule010 [9:58 PM]: how bout the lucky charms leprachaun
Metsrule010 [9:58 PM]: hes def not a nigger
RoboJesus420 [9:58 PM]: fuck him
RoboJesus420 [9:58 PM]: fuck him and his lucky charms
Metsrule010 [9:59 PM]: but theyre magically delicous
RoboJesus420 [9:59 PM]: no
RoboJesus420 [10:00 PM]: he doesnt even break the 3 foot barrier
Metsrule010 [10:01 PM]: so wat? size isnt everything
RoboJesus420 [10:02 PM]: when it come to cereal yes it does
Metsrule010 [10:02 PM]: then how come them big shredded wheat things arent best sellers?
Metsrule010 [10:02 PM]: got ya there
RoboJesus420 [10:02 PM]: shredded wheat sucks
RoboJesus420 [10:03 PM]: ba zing hooya
Metsrule010 [10:03 PM]: do u even kno who this is
RoboJesus420 [10:03 PM]: no
Metsrule010 [10:03 PM]: its bobby
RoboJesus420 [10:04 PM]: you found me
Metsrule010 [10:04 PM]: lol
Metsrule010 [10:08 PM]: ...but seriously the cocoa puffs guy is best
RoboJesus420 [10:09 PM]: no that mother fucker needs some help
Metsrule010 [10:09 PM]: why
RoboJesus420 [10:10 PM]: hes an unbalanced bird placed under the misconception the cocoa puffs means crack
RoboJesus420 [10:11 PM]: I would have to go with the old cookie crisp dog or count chocula
Metsrule010 [10:11 PM]: ...count chocula is cool
Metsrule010 [10:11 PM]: boo berry scares me though
RoboJesus420 [10:12 PM]: so, he's the pimp of the cereal freaks
Metsrule010 [10:12 PM]: lol
Metsrule010 [10:13 PM]: how bout the hawaiin punch freak
Metsrule010 [10:13 PM]: he's way too white
RoboJesus420 [10:14 PM]: hes cool, anyone who looks like that and can get away with punching people because of juice is okay
Metsrule010 [10:16 PM]: "oh yeah" kool aid guys even more pimp
RoboJesus420 [10:16 PM]: we're sorry,but your time limit is up, please insert an additional 50 cents into the coin slot for about 5 minutes and some crackers
Metsrule010 [10:17 PM]: [places nickel into slot]
Metsrule010 [10:17 PM]: i hope thats enuff for a minute
RoboJesus420 [10:18 PM]: im serious
RoboJesus420 [10:18 PM]: money
Metsrule010 [10:18 PM]: lol
RoboJesus420 [10:18 PM]: in the slot
Metsrule010 [10:18 PM]: so am i, nickel
RoboJesus420 [10:18 PM]: i take checks
Metsrule010 [10:18 PM]: lol
Metsrule010 [10:18 PM]: fine heres a quarter
RoboJesus420 [10:19 PM]: fax over the papers, I'll talk with my people you talk with yours, I'll sign it
RoboJesus420 [10:19 PM]: you have to hold up your end of the deal
Metsrule010 [10:19 PM]: aight fine
RoboJesus420 [10:20 PM]: shhh no need to get bitchy
RoboJesus420 [10:20 PM]: wait do you hear that
RoboJesus420 [10:20 PM]: their talking
Metsrule010 [10:21 PM]: lol
Metsrule010 [10:21 PM]: whos they
RoboJesus420 [10:21 PM]: shhh, silence
RoboJesus420 [10:21 PM]: speak up I cant hear you
Metsrule010 [10:22 PM]: lol so wat r u on rite now
RoboJesus420 [10:22 PM]: I said shut up bitch, how many times do I have to slap you before you get it right
RoboJesus420 [10:22 PM]: pot
RoboJesus420 [10:22 PM]: ?
Metsrule010 [10:23 PM]: [yell]
RoboJesus420 [10:23 PM]: I said shut up, dont make me say it again
Metsrule010 [10:23 PM]: lalalallalalala
RoboJesus420 [10:24 PM]: if you dont shut up im going to have to send you an angry message
Metsrule010 [10:24 PM]: go ahead nigga
RoboJesus420 [10:24 PM]: you asked for it
RoboJesus420 [10:24 PM]: GRRRRRRRRRRR.... Angry Message
Metsrule010 [10:25 PM]: =-O oh my fucking god
Metsrule010 [10:25 PM]: not one of htose!
RoboJesus420 [10:26 PM]: no you know I was ridin down crenshaw wit dem niggas and I was all like this some good shit and the other nigga was all like bitch shut yo mouf so I capped that bitch and dropped his ass of in the old hood
RoboJesus420 [10:28 PM]: crazy ass niggas tryin bust my shit, I was all like to my other homies, you try to bust my shit and you get popped
Metsrule010 [10:28 PM]: lol
Metsrule010 [10:28 PM]: ur fuckin wierd
Metsrule010 [10:28 PM]: lol
RoboJesus420 [10:28 PM]: the wuz all like aight...
RoboJesus420 [10:28 PM]: so I popped them bitch ass niggas
Metsrule010 [10:28 PM]: i luv u
RoboJesus420 [10:29 PM]: they wasn't even reppin the hood
Metsrule010 [10:29 PM]: they wearin red or blue
RoboJesus420 [10:30 PM]: nigga they was wearin black, trin to play me off actin neutral, I shot they asses any way
Metsrule010 [10:30 PM]: lol
Metsrule010 [10:30 PM]: wat ne good nigga wuld do
RoboJesus420 [10:30 PM]: cant get no mo chicken in the club no mo
RoboJesus420 [10:31 PM]: hold down two set think they give a mother fuckin nigga some chicken, nah uh nigga fuck that
Metsrule010 [10:32 PM]: kfc
Metsrule010 [10:32 PM]: nutin betta
RoboJesus420 [10:33 PM]: some mexicans was tryin to steal the rims on my whip, I shot that bitch twice
Metsrule010 [10:34 PM]: where?
RoboJesus420 [10:34 PM]: once for touchin my rims the other for gettin blood on them
Metsrule010 [10:34 PM]: where u shoot him?
RoboJesus420 [10:35 PM]: he was all up in the hood sayin he got some pcp, I dont play that shit, fuckin wit my peoples
RoboJesus420 [10:35 PM]: fuck that nigga
RoboJesus420 [10:36 PM]: the only one gettin bitches wet in my hood is me, and I aint talkin about no trippin shit
Metsrule010 [10:37 PM]: how u get em so wet nigga
RoboJesus420 [10:37 PM]: i spit my game, no shit
Metsrule010 [10:38 PM]: u sure u aint black
RoboJesus420 [10:38 PM]: I dont know
Metsrule010 [10:38 PM]: lol
Metsrule010 [10:38 PM]: black jew
Metsrule010 [10:38 PM]: good combo
RoboJesus420 [10:38 PM]: oxymoron
RoboJesus420 [10:39 PM]: thats like saying legal mexican
Metsrule010 [10:39 PM]: lol
RoboJesus420 [10:40 PM]: i gotta do some shit, talk to some people, ya know
Metsrule010 [10:40 PM]: lol ok
RoboJesus420 [10:40 PM]: aight, one