Jacob I formally offer to buy Fakku!

I Formally offer to buy all of Fakku.net, all rights and titles from you, and take it off your lazy hands for $2000, because why not, not like you're doing anything with it really, and I might as well keep it from the brink of death you are currently sending it too.


My offer stands if you are seriously interested.
=P
-Illumia

Its net worth is probably over the 100 000's but yea sure 2 grand sounds great.

I'm sure he makes that amount by going to a con or two.

He probably makes that on one book's preorders after paying the team, printers and wani.

I'm pretty sure Fakku is doing better then ever economically

Do you have prior business experience, knowledge of web development, the time and energy to make business deals with japanese hentai manga artists and publishers as well as a passion for all things cartoon porn?

If no to any of these, then the site will be worse off. No offence.

Pretty sure he makes $2k in a month on books, merch and ad revenue easily. Maybe more, fuck if I know.

He sells shirts and other stuff too.(print outs, skateboards, etc. etc.) Hearing stories of people selling just shirts and print outs at cons and making 2000usd or so isn't rare.

volume 3 of adventure of Illumia soon

I look forward to it

Lol. I can make 2,000 easy.
I offer 50,000 and my house so I can fix bugs for Luin.

It's worth much more.

Isn't it worth over $3 Million dollars now?

>offering 2k

Bitch, I doubt you even worth 2 bucks.

Not a publicly traded company so I have no clue what it's worth.

If I was Mark Zuckerberg or whatever his face is, I'd sell facebook, buy this site, then fire everyone working for it, and shut it down.

I'm pretty sure he was joking, even though it's a stupid joke I don't see why everyone is getting so angry.

Now you know.

And knowing is half the battle!

No one's angry, they're just reaming her for fun. It's an old IB tradition since the time of Zak the Terribad, and dinosaurs.

this reminds me I need to be a cripple gigolo again

Quick math. Calculate the site and store liquidity. Servers, computer terminals, books and items printed, future value of wani library and the magazines value. Add ad venue to contract end and the fakku name value. Add Jacob bank account if it the same one he uses for site business and subtract labor and present site costs. It should be more then 2k but if it worth over 3mil who the fuck outside Jacob and the accountants knows.