Johnny Bravo

None of you will as ever be as brave and good looking as this man. Take a look at him. That hair is stunning. Hell, That hair could even pierce the heavens if he wasn't trimming it every morning. He can pick up as many chicks as he wants with that hair. They are all over him. He tells them how beautiful they are and they instantly get wet for him. He is a gentleman and using his allowance money from his mama he takes them out for dinner. But wait! He lives in the tough city so its dangerous for women. That isn't a problem though. He has arms that would make any man jealous. Since when can you punch a person and send them flying 20feet without any effort? Didn't think so.



What's that he forgot his wallet? That's ok cause this guy lives at home with his mama who is at work all the time. That means he knows how to make dinner and I can tell you that the steak he makes is absolutely to die for. Do you know how to cook? Instant ramen doesn't count. Yeah, didn't think so either.



Did I mention he has a bike? Ya that thing gets bad bitches. You say it looks small? He uses that to ride up on girls as hes driving. Unlike you he thinks big and goes beyond the social norm. When was the last time you stuck your dick in a girl while driving down the street? Probably never since your all virgins unlike this man.

What's that? Not convinced yet? Well let me tell you something you may not of known about this man.



You know who that is? That is motherfucking Jeremiah Gottwald. Not sure what he has to do with Johnny Bravo? In Japan they are voiced BY THE SAME VOICE ACTOR. Think about that for a second? Know how manly that is? Kamina himself would have trouble beating that. With that much manliness he would take down Britannia all by himself.

All around this guy is everything you wish you were. He has everything. Chicks, Muscles, a bike, and a just plain awesome voice actor. But don't worry, if you take a hint from him maybe one day you can be ALMOST as cool as him but I highly doubt that since you are all fat lazy slobs.

I thought April 1st is over?

We can take this outside if you want Nashrakh. I guess a German kid wouldn't understand.

By the way, I missed the first episode of Heroman. FFFUUUUUUU

See now matt knows what I'm talking about.

I'll never understand why this Duke Nukem rip-off will never get any pussy.

holy shit Orange is voiced by the same va as Johnny Bravo. That's fucking manly, if it's accurate.

I think Johnny bravo and bobobobibibiibo are very simliar.