Just had sex for the first time

I was not nervous at all it was weird. Kind of thought I'd be scared shitless and cum too early.

Also when a girl is about to cum she might fart, that is not the time to laugh...

That's all I wanted to say I can't really talk to anyone irl about this so I tell it to you all!!

Because it's relevant:



Also, ten more years until I get my get cape and magic dunce hat.

first time is always bad lasted 10 seconds lol now i last minutes :3

Congratz killing the v card before you turn 30... Five more days.

Wonderful Exp. right? Me first time wasn't great. I had a pair of nail markings in my back for around 2 months. Let's just say when both are virgins it is very awkward.

My first time was awkward. I was 17, she lied about her age (she was 14 but said she was 16, the legal age here) and her vadge stunk to high heaven so giving oral has been a big no-no for me ever since unless hairless.

The feeling of putting dick in snatch is great isn't it? But doing it on a creaky bed, not so much.

My girlfriend loves it when I let my hair down. If we're kissing when I do it she shoves her tongue in my mouth. Doesn't take much for me to turn her on.

Still waiting for the right girl.

This is so random.

Also, ew, girls with no hygiene.

I've had sex with my hand and my N64 multiple times.

Nice. My first time went fine too, wasn't really awkward or anything, so that's good to hear.

Congrats on losing it and the sex being good. I don't ever plan on having sex since I don't like being touched.

'Gratulations on it not going without a hitch.

Mine was kind of weird. First the girl thought I didn't carry a V so she had high expectations. I didn't know what I was doing. When were doing it I just kept quiet.

I also got sloppy seconds because her boyfriend just came over to her hotel room at prom.

They broke up cause of me.

High school, amiright?

Did she make sure to blow your cartridge before you put it in her slot?

Congrats to you, man. Sounds like your experience was far better than mine's, it was rather rushed, so I didn't really get to enjoy it.

Congrats.

Good job

You're disgusting. Write your for time more eloquently. Not "IM AFRAID SHE'S GONNA FART".
-_-

Nice edit.

I'd be worried about farting during sex too; not everyone's into scat