Just so everyone knows.

I hate being home alone.
I can't open the fucking 2 liter of soda. I know, shame. But it will -not- open and it makes me shameful and sad.

Fucking soda -.-

Drive a nail through the lid, and get a really, really long straw.

Uhm. Actually I dislike the night time more. I really hate it when things go bump in the night. Especially since I'm in the city.

The soda thing was actually more present.

Relax, it's not the boogie man, it's only TMS. Now sleep tight, and don't let the midnight troll bite.(or cum on your face)

I hate like pickle or olive jars. I can never get those open for some reason. >.<

Well, apparently someone got stabbed here right in this area not too long ago.

When the comcast guy came, he had a walkie talkie and I guess his partner asked him where he was and he said "I'm over at Madison, you know that building where that guy got stabbed?'

Plus I'm on the ground floor and facing the back of the building and hate it when people are walking past the window >/

But right now it's day light out, and I wanted some god damn soda.



My hands are extremely small. I mean, overall I'm pretty small. I'm 5'0"
I can't open most jars like that, but I've never had a problem with soda before.

I also can't use a knife to cut corn on the cob in half I discovered recently. The core is too thick.

Anyway, I just wanted to let everyone know how my day has started.

Starting your day with soda huh? (at least wanting to xD)
Sounds like me. Except I never have that problem cause I always have more than one soda, so if I can't open one, I can open the other fo sho.

Eh, I woke up late because I didn't set my alarm. Our bedroom is like a cave. It constantly looks dawn/dusk in there because we just get no sunlight from the back of the building. I woke up at 2:30pm <_< You could really hibernate in there.

The only reason I woke up is because of my cat's meow.

So 2:30pm is a fine time for some soda.

get a bottle opener for it ... or get a cerated knife and cut the lid off

I also have tiny hands, and I also really suck at opening things. Well, it tends to take a seriously long time. Have you tried just pulling the plastic seal on the cap down? I imagine the bits that attach it are pretty flimsy.

You could always use a pair of wide mouthed pliers. That's what my mom used to do.

I know how that is. Back when I was younger my room was somehow darker than the rest of the house, I had the darkest curtains, and brown tinted windows. But I loved it. It was my family's love of constant light that bothered me. My mother was (& still is I bet if I ever visit her) so obssessed with eliminating darkness she put candles in corners and hallways(2 actually) the light from the bulbs and lamps didnt perfectly illuminate. & I was the ONLY one who hated walking into the sun.

same here xD.

Ah, I got the bitch open. I used my teeth.

you could have cut some of the plastic connections before trying again. I used to live in an apartment downtown and at first i had a bitch of a time getting to sleep with all the sirens going off (right next to the freeway and a major street); got used to it though. It was a shitty neighborhood, probably one of the worst in the city, but our ghettos up here don't even compare to the American brick cities, I'm glad I live here.

take the shotty out..
blast ne bitchz that roll through..

zzzzz you really can't open soda ......

The cap looks like a fucking chinchilla gnawed on the damn thing

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