KABOOM!!!
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HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH KABOOM.
DO YOU HAVE LOTS OF DIRTY SHIT IN YOUR HOUSE THAT NEEDS ALL CLEANED UP?
THEN BUY SOME OF THIS GODDAMN KABOOM.
THIS SHIT COULD CLEAN THE WARTS OFF YOUR SISTER'S VAGINA.
YOU CAN PUT SOME KABOOM ON YOUR DICK, AND IT'LL GROW THREE INCHES. FUCK.
IN A FEW MINUTES, THERE WILL BE A GODDAMN NUMBER ON YOUR SCREEN.
CALL THAT SHIT AND BUY SIX JUGS OF THIS FUCKING KABOOM AND WE'LL THROW IN A SAMURAI SHARK AND SOME GODDAMN ZORBEEZ.
WHAT ARE ZORBEEZ? YOU BEST BE JOKING, NIGGER.
THOSE FUCKING TOWELS CAN SOAK UP LIKE A GALLON APIECE.
YOU'LL PROBABLY NEED THEM AFTER YOU SHARPEN YOUR FUCKING SCISSORS WITH THE SAMURAI SHARK.
BECAUSE YOU'LL SIMULTANEOUSLY SHIT, PISS, AND EJACULATE IN YOUR PANTS.
HOW DO YOU PISS AND EJACULATE AT THE SAME TIME? FUCK YOU, THAT'S HOW.
CALL ME NOW AND I'LL STOP YELLING. NEVERMIND, I CAN'T STOP SO FUCK YOU.
I'M GONNA GO JACK OFF WITH SOME ORANGE-GLO SO PEACE OUT NIGGERS.
SO CALL 1-800-781-7529 NOW AND TELL THEM BILLY MAYS SENT YOU
THAT NUMBER AGAIN IS 1-800-781-7529 THATS ONE EIGHT ZERO ZERO SEVEN EIGHT ONE SEVEN FIVE TWO NINE
CALL NAO!
DO YOU HAVE LOTS OF DIRTY SHIT IN YOUR HOUSE THAT NEEDS ALL CLEANED UP?
THEN BUY SOME OF THIS GODDAMN KABOOM.
THIS SHIT COULD CLEAN THE WARTS OFF YOUR SISTER'S VAGINA.
YOU CAN PUT SOME KABOOM ON YOUR DICK, AND IT'LL GROW THREE INCHES. FUCK.
IN A FEW MINUTES, THERE WILL BE A GODDAMN NUMBER ON YOUR SCREEN.
CALL THAT SHIT AND BUY SIX JUGS OF THIS FUCKING KABOOM AND WE'LL THROW IN A SAMURAI SHARK AND SOME GODDAMN ZORBEEZ.
WHAT ARE ZORBEEZ? YOU BEST BE JOKING, NIGGER.
THOSE FUCKING TOWELS CAN SOAK UP LIKE A GALLON APIECE.
YOU'LL PROBABLY NEED THEM AFTER YOU SHARPEN YOUR FUCKING SCISSORS WITH THE SAMURAI SHARK.
BECAUSE YOU'LL SIMULTANEOUSLY SHIT, PISS, AND EJACULATE IN YOUR PANTS.
HOW DO YOU PISS AND EJACULATE AT THE SAME TIME? FUCK YOU, THAT'S HOW.
CALL ME NOW AND I'LL STOP YELLING. NEVERMIND, I CAN'T STOP SO FUCK YOU.
I'M GONNA GO JACK OFF WITH SOME ORANGE-GLO SO PEACE OUT NIGGERS.
SO CALL 1-800-781-7529 NOW AND TELL THEM BILLY MAYS SENT YOU
THAT NUMBER AGAIN IS 1-800-781-7529 THATS ONE EIGHT ZERO ZERO SEVEN EIGHT ONE SEVEN FIVE TWO NINE
CALL NAO!
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Yeah, I called that number and a big black guy answered. He wants to rape me and my dog. *how'd he know I had a dog*
KABOOM changed my life and now let it change yours
THANKS KABOOM!!
Also IT'S SHAMWOW TIME!!
KABOOM changed my life and now let it change yours
THANKS KABOOM!!
Also IT'S SHAMWOW TIME!!
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York wrote...
Yeah, I called that number and a big black guy answered. He wants to rape me and my dog. *how'd he know I had a dog*KABOOM changed my life and now let it change yours
THANKS KABOOM!!
Also IT'S SHAMWOW TIME!!
That Shamwow commercial came on my TV at the exact time I started reading that.
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I think God wants me to buy that shit.
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holy crap i want my life to change. ima dial that number right now!!!! then get some of that SHamwow!!
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Alex129 wrote...
DAMNIT I JUST SPENT 100 BUCKS ON SHAMWOW!!! I WAS SCAMMED!!!!DON'T FUCKING INSULT THE MIGHTY SHAMWOW!
