Lame joke thread!

you know what suck the head means? My buddy keith came down here and he didn't know! I mean it aint nothin' bad, its about eatin'

A man is talking to his grandfather's ghost. He asks the ghost "What is a million years like to a ghost?" The ghost replies "A million years is like a mere second." So the kid asks, "What is a million dollars like to a ghost?" The ghost replies "Like a mere penny." So the kid asks the ghost, "Then can I have a penny?" To which the grandfather replies, "Sure, just give me a second."


Heheh, Ever17.

Also, "You wanna hear a pizza joke" [yes] "Well, it's kinda cheezy!"