Last fap of 2014 done.

Objectively wrong. Tharja is a better unit and a better waifu.

Sumia:
>-Not a great unit
>-dumb clumsy is moe trope
>-doesn't have that booty
>-Would rather fuck Chrom
>-rancid rhubarb farts
>+gets galeforce early in game

Tharja:
>+has the booty
>+softest and whitest boingy bits
>+great unit
>+strong confident women who wants your dick
>+loving mother

>-Will murder you in your sleep if you back out of marriage.

...fuck iiiiiiiiiiiiitt.

Not to mention My Unit + Tharja = Broken as fuck Noire

12/10 Would rub oil on and dat giggle.

Maybe I'm slow, but it took me forever to get Galeforce with Sumia. So much gold spent on Reeking Boxes.

That's a bad thing? Other characteristics Cruz gave makes her "Settle Down and Grow Old With" waifu material. Like why the fuck would back out in the last second?

Other half:

Strange. My Sumia and Cordelia duo just mows stuff down and is resistant to spells.
And unlike the previous fire emblem games, the presence of archers is greatly reduced and it increased the power of pegasus knights.

I no longer fear spell casters as I used to in previous games. Cuz my Pegasus knights will ride in and kill them all which allows everything I got to move up unhindered.

And that's not all, cuz Sumia is muh waifu that means I got two more Pegasus Knight daughters. Ze Op Fast Master Race Blitzkrieg Ubermensch got enabled for me. I started to cream whole armies in record times.

Truth be told I find it extremely enjoyable to use pegasus knights to great effect. They're basically cheating the game lol. Can go anywhere unless tiles is blocked. And great movement radius. And is fantastic for rescuing red shirts in trouble with and swoop out of there fast.

Wyvern riders on other hand is vulnerable to both arrows and magic -.-

I find it much better to pair Tharja up with dudes or dudettes that got high def or eva or both but got decent damage as well so they can chew up any heavily armored dudes that come my way. Although attaching a spell caster to a pegasus rider is quite a viable option XD

Haven't u tried it? Riding around super fast staying out of range while raining despair on ur enemies as they can't hit u at all. Its quite delightful.

And then, Sumia ain't afraid of some dick either. The babies don't quite pop out of nowhere but in this case..

I attribute to most of people having shit taste for picking tharja over sumia.
And plus Tharja gives you a archer. Archers tend to be lame in fire emblem games. Not very amazing on the style of battles in fire emblem compared to FFT archers.

Well.... Fire emblem battles is.. small in scale. Although I remember one battle in the awakening where enemy got like 50+ Paladins to throw at you but you have convenient chokepoint where two generals can cover and kill all of them in like two turns. Which greatly decrease the efficiency of archers unless they partner up with a melee unit that they get along with.

I do kinda wish that battles in fire emblem would get real big in later stages. The bigger the map is, the more beneficial to have tough pegasus knights are.
I'm starting to ramble because I'm dissatisfied with small battles of fire emblem.


Tl;Dr Tharja is fat while Sumia has all the curves in right places.

>arguing about faggog emblem.

I have not heard a single reason why Sumia is good waifu. She's also not a good unit(not bad but others are much better) in Lunatic or Lunatic+ modes, everyone can be a complete beast in Normal and Hard modes...

Also original Japanese roster description about Tharja says:


Stop trying to justify your shit taste. Just admit your like the boring and flat klutz.

@Freaky
Fire Emblem waifus iz srs business :^)

Like I said, Tharja is for people with shit taste.

Sumia
+ Curves in all right places.
+ Likes to read books.
+ Does like sex.
+ Is fantastic unit.
+ Becomes less klutzy over time through the storyline.
+ Would rather fuck me and did fuck me.
+ Is unbearably adorable.
+ Can read manga together.
+ Great combo with Cordelia.
+ Laughs at Mages.
+ Wears non-slutty metal armor.
+ Wears military uniform of Pegasus knights. Hot.
+ Gets the "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" line.
- Hyper allergic to arrows.

Tharja
- Fatty fatty.
- Emo.
- Casts Hexs and Curses upon target without complete knowledge of target.
- Basement Dweller.
- Gives birth to archer.
- Cannot switch with partner to tank instead.
- Stalker
- Tharja doesn't have the nicest body in the army.
+ Belly Dancer outfit for a Sorceress.

Well? Does that satisfy you?

And yes, Fire Emblem waifus iz srs business.

Wouldn't know... never played. Rpg isn't my stuff.

Sorry, creators made it official. No amount of backtalk will make it so.

I get it though, Sumia spouts a meme, is very boring compared to the rest of the cast, not very attractive(lel what curves?) or confident, rather helpless(except in the one scene where she rescues Chrom) and a klutz. She's perfect for the shy beta.

My own words take precedent over the creators whenever I disagree with them until I have been convinced otherwise.

Cordelia>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Sumia>Lucina>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Sully>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Tharja

You must really like DFC.

Excellent choice there.

Just a coincidence actually. I'm actually referring to usefulness in the game. Sumia is ridiculously useful earlygame because of the distance she travels on the field. Helps to get units away from danger or to rush weaker units to nearly killed enemies. Also used her to save Ricken and Mirabelle. So its thanks to her(and Frederick) that I survived the hardest part of Lunatic Classic while still feeding all units properly.

Tharja on the other hand is boring,creepy and an average unit.

First fap of 2015 but which onahole to pick? These are the questions that plague mankind.

Extremely relevant, because everyone sucks.



And for the ladies.

I hope you gave your meat a good 'ol rub there mate.

Those pictures is funny artcellrox.

Did they also make one for Fire Emblem path of radiance and radiant dawn?

Fistful of Yen - Cross Ange - Not Even A Spoiled, Genocidal Princess Can Resist The Fat Stacks