Le Sigh

So my folks went on vacation, and asked me to house-sit.

There's a Quebec holiday today, so my sister decided to invite her friends over.

Most of them took off about an hour ago.


She's now rutting with one of her beaus in our parents room as I type this. (Noise woke me up).


Making myself a coffee.

Is your sister hot?

Meh, beats having to hear her getting nailed while trying to watch porn.

Things could have been a lot worse.



You could have woken up to this.

Many say she is, so I'll just take their word for it.



That just would've been funny.

Ask her if she likes wealthy white dudes?

Whats rutting?

I kinda assume most girls do. Isn't that what the media tells them is desirable?

@Kan: Sex.

...x//x;

Paul wants some action, apparently... Or he's trying to hook jacob up... one of the two.

ot; Sounds like a good fun night. Should run in and scream something like 'HUZZAH, I FOUND THE GHOST' and then go 'Oh... or maybe not... laters' and just stroll out slowly. Unbearably slowly. Leaving the door wide open

Pics and then we can talk about how she can help extend my family legacy, halfsy kids are p cute. Plus you'll be related to moi.

There should be some family pics in the pictures thread with all the sisters. Browse the catalogue and take your pick.

Why don't you do the same thing she did tomorrow night

Tell them to keep it down.

Having sex is no exception to be noisy.

It's time to pull a prank Jacky.

More awkward would have been if I just stood there and watched.

More awkward than that would have been to join in.

Even more awkward than that would have been that they didn't object.

Even more awkward than that would have been if one of us dudes ended up as the meat of that sandwich.

The most awkward would be if all of this were true.

Link me, the Sears catalog comes to my doors, yours should too.

... wait, ONE OF? o_O

Tape them and sell the video to some shady porn site.