Legend of the Vorpal Penis

So, this one time, I fell into a stack of garbage bags while throwing mine away.

And inside of them was a dead Chinese prostitute.



I silently took her delicious meaty stumps to my room to have some fun.

With her blood as the lube, my 6 foot penis slipped in like a hot knife slips through butter.

After showering her body parts in semen, but making sure to avoid getting any in her hair, I ripped her hair off, and used it to dry off my dick.

No one ever found the body afterward.

Nuu don't spoil it so early uncle

Also, you should give me the key soon, or come spend time.

Unwanted shit falling onto more unwanted shit.

It's the unbreakable bond you two share.

So edgy. Drink a few beers and take that edge off.

Maybe I will.

0/10 not interesting enough, everybody has experienced that before

Least interesting and shocking gore thread. Step up your shit.

This only makes me want some fried chicken. Step up, kouhai.

Go get me some Pei Wei, bitch.

Op, you're like that kid that just learned a new thing, so he has to annoy everyone with it.

Does fake gore count as the type of gore that's against the rules?

Thread title gave me false hope.

Your story would've been better without that pic, ya know.