Like my women like i like my coffee...

Bare foot in the kitchen with a sandwich.

Hot as fuck and willing to keep me awake.

So, I eat her AND the Sandwich?
Or I fuck her while eating the sandwich?

I like my women how I like my wings.

Hot, spicy and bare.

Eat her then do this.



The dog is optional.

or you fuck the sandwich

I like my women like I like my donuts... chocolate covered and custard filled
I like my women like I like my Car... With 4 in the floor
I like my women like I like my windowsXP... Always going down on me
I like my women like I like my food... Spread out, on the kitchen table!
I like my women like I like my messiah... ..... dormant for 3 days after I nail them.
I like my women like I like my computers... always in need of more RAM
I like my women like I like my bread... sliced up and eaten for breakfast
I like my women like I like my milk...rich, white, and 2% fat.
I like my women like I like my coffee...... colombian and in a burlap sack on the back of a donkey
I like my women like I like my Italian Cruise ship... Wet,wrecked and ready to go down

And a special for you womynist's

I like my women like I like my puppies... they shut the fuck up when beaten.

I like women how I like my homework, sitting on my desk waiting to be done.



I like women, women don't like me though

Black, bitter and preferably fair trade.

That reminds me of a cokehead i knew. He would spend tons on fair trade coffee and shit but buy coke that he knew was slave labor. Hipsters are weird peeps.

This.

+rep for you, my good sir.

I like my women how I like my dog, always begging for my hot dog.

I like my woman like.....Hey, I'm single now....Well fuck...

Th..th..th...that was just terrible....

Very interesting.

I like my women like I like my beds... Soft and ready to be layed on top of.
I like my women like I like my xbox controller... Vibrating and ready to have all her buttons pushed.
I like my women like I like my beer... They go down easy and get me fucked.

Yeah...I can't rhyme for anyones life.

I like my women around their prime. 2, 3, 5, and 7. [Insert Pedobear Picture]

Fuck ya!! My coffee always has a sandwhich next to it!