Lol.

My dog knows that when I cuss, I'm pissed off. So he walks away, sad.

My porn had chicks screaming "FUCK ME, FUCK ME, EAT MY FUCKING PUSSY"

My dog walked away sad thinking the computer was angry at him.

mine just licks me and sit on my back or arms.

I have too many dogs... =.=

I dont have any....

maybe soon. dammit.

1. Teach dog to fetch you soda and popcorn when you curse...
2.???
3.Profit...

Profit is always good

One of my dogs always tries to climb on me... it's really annoying.

The other one don't give a damn.