Looks can be deceiving.... BIG TIME
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Yeah.... And my friend got owned......
It went like this:
We were both sitting outside the restaurant waiting for our orders when he suddenly told me, "yo zeke, look over there. I saw a pretty lady there." while pointing to the direction of the said lady. When I looked at where he pointed, i had to cover my mouth to prevent laughing. The 'girl' he claimed pretty was a.... yes..... gay.... i knew it directly because of the surgically modified face, the BROAD shoulders, the slightly bulging biceps, and to the thighs and legs that dont match up........ DAMN!!! after we ate and left the table, he said to me he'd like to talk to 'her'. Tried to dissuade the guy, but finally gave up and watched him hit....
Next morning when we met before the lecture, his face was like a person seeing something so grotesque that even words cannot describe what his face looks like when i saw him.....
judging from his looks, i guess he found out....
how i wanted to lol from his experience so hard... but had the heart not to do it in front of him but instead did it in my room instead....
any of you had similar experiences?
It went like this:
We were both sitting outside the restaurant waiting for our orders when he suddenly told me, "yo zeke, look over there. I saw a pretty lady there." while pointing to the direction of the said lady. When I looked at where he pointed, i had to cover my mouth to prevent laughing. The 'girl' he claimed pretty was a.... yes..... gay.... i knew it directly because of the surgically modified face, the BROAD shoulders, the slightly bulging biceps, and to the thighs and legs that dont match up........ DAMN!!! after we ate and left the table, he said to me he'd like to talk to 'her'. Tried to dissuade the guy, but finally gave up and watched him hit....
Next morning when we met before the lecture, his face was like a person seeing something so grotesque that even words cannot describe what his face looks like when i saw him.....
judging from his looks, i guess he found out....
how i wanted to lol from his experience so hard... but had the heart not to do it in front of him but instead did it in my room instead....
any of you had similar experiences?
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Have you ever heard of this popstar? Beyond convincing: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1135724/From-Tim-Kim-German-pop-star-16-worlds-youngest-transsexual-sex-change-op.html
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Sarene wrote...
Have you ever heard of this popstar? Beyond convincing: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1135724/From-Tim-Kim-German-pop-star-16-worlds-youngest-transsexual-sex-change-op.htmlIf I didnt know better, I would totally hit that...
Creepy how much they actually look like real girls.
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I went up to this Swedish super model, and asked her out, and later that night got her in bed, but she had a dick and a pussy, but I still hit it anyway.
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ZeKeR wrote...
his experienceSo he got his ass pounded? I could just imagine the fucker trying to crawl out of the room and them being dragged back in while his nails scratch the floor and a voice is saying, "nuh-uh baby."
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Rbz wrote...
ZeKeR wrote...
his experienceSo he got his ass pounded? I could just imagine the fucker trying to crawl out of the room and them being dragged back in while his nails scratch the floor and a voice is saying, "nuh-uh baby."
I can see exactly what you're talking about, except as he's being dragged back in he has tears in his eyes and you can see a shadowy half man/half woman figure in fuzzy pink underwear.
