LOSER

YOU SHOULD ALL DIE

But we just started talking :(

Not you, babe~ :)

okay saiki calm down

I love you too, cat. You can spread me like a dinnerplate anytime.

Jong un visiting hentai site, nicee

People generally die... Its not like people don't die if you forget to tell them to.

I didn't twice.

Why the sad face? Haven't eaten anything yet?

That isn't a nice thing to say.

Clearly you don't know the meaning of sarcasm, perhaps you should read up a bit on it.

For a more profound, deeper, and smoother explanation, read this:

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/sarcasm

First you start off by seeing every post on the internet as sarcasm, unless it's as long as an essay. Then, you write a reply but add the words "haha" and "lol" at some point. If they tell you you were being serious you still laugh because they were fucking retarded.

Go figure.

But then you're implying that people aren't lazy and dumb, which is the number one rule of the internet, everyone is either lazy or dumb.

Most people are smart enough to understand what is sarcasm based of the situation though.

And what if it wasn't even sarcasm? Then you're fucked because you look like an idiot.