Losing your virginity

I paid a hooker gal then I banged her. Nervously.
True story.

Pending oAo

I keep almost losing mine, which is a problem when your girlfriend wants to wait.

I'm always debating when it happened for me. If it happened at 16 with my gf and I only really got to stick my dick in for a little bit or if it was when I hooked up with a hot girl cosplaying Seras Victoria at a con when I was 20. I've heard judgments both ways.

I lost it and it sucked. Not fun at all.

It must suck when you're prettier than your gf.

Don't worry about what other people think, if you want to say religion sucks/ make fun of them (or the opposite, depending on how you meant your post) Fuck what others think.
Drifters handy hint for the month

I meant it in a sarcastic way. However, I am not against or in favor of it, but I don't really want to offend people when I say something like this, which actually is pointless, that is why.

It is not like I am concerned or anything, just I don't like "hurting" others, even over the internet. (I am aware is a kind of stupid attitude, but meh)

Eh, fair enough.

>16
>dating a girl
>had sex

Tell me how horrible it was. I know it was.

>13
>Her place
>Had sex
>Wasn't great
>Wasn't bad
>I came
>Rinse & repeat

My heart wasn't really in it. About half way through I was like, "I probably shouldn't be doing this." But at the point it was too late. Then I broke up with her and did the same thing six months later. I have to be one of the biggest fools alive.

Feel you man. My second chick was like that. I couldn't even maintain a hard on for her, my heart wasn't in it [my dick] as well. Ate her couple of times and never wanted to see her face again.

>18
>One year dating anniversary
>She said she wants to do something to commemorate this
>I asked what did she want to do
>She hesitates
>I have a feeling that it would come to that, keep feigning ignorance and keep pushing her to say
>She gave up and said "I want to have my first time with you"
>Start with blowjob
>When I think about it, she was really clumsy back then. Yet I still came less in a minute. Ah, dem virgin days.
>Turn change. I cunni-ed her.
>Made her came about 4 times. I realized she's kinda sensitive. Well, better than frigid woman.
>Begin fucking
>First round, I only last for 5 minutes. Again, dem virgin days~
>She hadn't come yet, so I kept on fucking.
>I came 8 times. The last five were empty shell.
>Done fucking
>Go to bed

I just got a hooker.
Theres no need to spruce it up sex is just that.
Losing your vcard - for some reason when it comes to guys losing it makes you go ape shit, cumming harder in your pants then when you lost your actual vcard. lmao

>be 14
>some 18 year old chick that looks good wants my D
>we have sex
>in a stairhouse
>was exciting

Age: 15.
Started liking this cute guy with a mohawk and piercings that my friend introduced me to.
Kinda wanted each other. All hung out one night at my friends place. (Me, hot guy, best friend at the time, and ex boyfriend (which is my current boyfriend) that best friend at the time was dating, and my friend)
We were gonna drink, but then plans failed, at one point, I got upset because mr.hotstuff was being a butthole, cried a bit, got cheered up, chilled, we all went to bed. The couple were sleeping on the bed, my friend was sleeping in the opposite corner, and me and mr.hotstuff were laying together beside the bed that the couple was on.
We start kissing, he starts fingering me, I figure meh we're just gonna fool around, then he puts my hand on his dick (first time I ever touched a dick) was softer than I expected, start jerking him off, he gets on top of me, asks if it's okai, I say sure, he puts it in.. goes at it, then rolls over and puts me on top, I didn't know what to do, it hurt, 9 inches of thick penis in virgin vagina, finished up, went to the bathroom, then passed out in the livingroom because it was too hot in the room. No one knew till I said something.

Immediate thought "If this is sex, it sucks, and I don't know why people like it"