Decchan's Laboratory

That's... an attractor instead of a camo...?

No, it's a camo. She'd not be able to tell the difference between this and real cats... or tiger... D:

I thought you're attracting desu with cuteness.

*watches hidden bear trap rip giru in half*

Aura-san doesn't like cuteness... Or at least, my cuteness.... T^T





Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu............!!! >.< *glued the poor Giru back*

Wha- Why'd you put something like that in my sleepi-, I mean in your closet? D:
You lingerie's gonna be ruined.












Shhh... desu just doesn't like to show it.

GOD: Imagine with me, If you will. A couple making out with each other at a camping ground.

GOD: The moment you see them sucking each others' faces, kill them. Don't hesitate. Kill the crap out of them.

Zombie: I...I see... A happy couple at a campground...

GOD: The couple skinny-dipping in the lake when it's pitch black out is a good target, too. Don't even make a sound. Devour them Whole.

Angel(backing away): I...do not think this is the sort of advice a good and loving God should give... Do you have something against happy couples?

GOD: O-Of course not! This is all for the sake of making him a full-fledged zombie as soon as possible so he won't get bullied.

Zombie: Oh, God... Thank you! I'll try what you suggested!




This game makes me laugh so much xD

=A=

What kind of game is that??!

it's called "The Guided Fate Paradox"

this 17 year old boy wins a raffle lottery grand prize, and that grand prize is... He becomes God. and as god he has to grant wishes of people.

among other stuff but i'm still towards to beginning haha

Hooo, okay... Sounds like fun... In a way or another...
*curled up on Aura-san' lap while she's playing*

Nippon Ichi doesn't get old. :D

Is giru now broken?

You want me to be? D:

No I'm just curious.
I always wanted you more powerful remember?

we can rebuild him. we have the technology.

We must use the precious metals.

giru needs love to grow stronger.

I have no potions.

Use a TM and teach him Recover.