Marry Your Beloved User Chat Thread Can Blow Me Chat Thread

So yeah. Here it is.

I CONCUR.

EDIT: You forgot the "v1" tho.

Someone please marry me.
I'm so alone.
All the enemy space ships are so close.
Welp.

I just want to get laid before I die.

Go GO GO

That is a splendid idea. I applaud DVSN for his vision and his daring. So many a person who harboured such deep feelings of resentment towards the concept of romance have longed for such a day to pass!

ED: Never mind that it is Artcellrox who started this thread.

Marry me :3

There wasn't space for it. =/

O: You have 665 posts.

Most of you are guys, but someone please marry me and stroke my e penis because I'm so lonely~ D: :c
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First bitches.

I guess some people are just......

I heard I can get blown here

I haven't had human contact for 60 years.

OH GOD I'M SO RONERY. SOMEONE GIMME A BLOWJOB, HANDJOB, FINGER UP MY ARSE... ANYTHING!

Please suck my dick.


... Actually nevermind. I have two women ready to suck my dick.

Can I have one?

I wana get married... its been so long since ive had someone's tongue in my butthole :(

Sabrina? How did you get that username?

On a much less serious note: By the way, would you marry a geriatric suffering from dementia? I have heard that this is some online version of the Social Development Unit...