masterbating while texting

what would you do if you found out that your friend was masterbating while texting you?
im not talking about sexting. just texting

shrug...

Depends. Is it a hot female I know? If so, then continue on.

One of my friends who is a dude. Strange...

Also, it's mastUrbating. I'm too much of an English Nazi to let that slide.

If he/shes the same gender as me, I'd kick his balls so hard after the kick, his balls would be located inside his stomach.

If it's a sexy hot chick, I would ask her if I can have some sexy time with her

Meh, there have been a few times that I've been interrupted by a friend messaging me on Skype while I was masturbating, and I couldn't be bothered to stop. Usually I'm pretty good at remember to get off Skype though. ... now no one is ever going to IM me. <.<

I never actually "text" so I guess I wouldn't have that problem. Texting on phones is stupid. You have a phone for a reason. Use it.

If it's a girl, depends if I like her or not. If she's some creepy girl who I rarely talk to...ehhh, I would...I don't know? Be scared? If it was a hot or cute girl, I'd let them continue.

If it's a guy. *shutters*

Dude, I'll turn anyone on who wants it. I'm a slut~

I want to get turned on.

That person has fantastic fapping manual dexterity!!!!!

PM me your number~

wut...

If dude, then tell him to cut that shit out [size=10]except for the space slut[/h]

if girl, ask for sexy time (or ignore it if I chicken out of asking..)

a male friend: I would stop texting with him.
a hot female friend: I would offer a helping hand.

I don't care.

...as long as they're not jacking off to me it won't even bother me.

If they do it'd be awkward but, hell life's already thrown some awkward shit at me, not to mention my own fuck ups to be ashamed of.

masturbating while texting?

now i see everything =_=

agreed, especially the part about the space slut

I would praise them for being able to multi-task masturbation with something else.