maybe the people of Fakku can help me

When I stop to think about it I ask myself am I that smart? Am I that great of a scholar? The answers to these questions are me laughing and saying yeah right.

But for some reason I'm deemed one:

I'm a member of the National Honor Society of Scholars:
http://www.magnacumlaude.org/

and My Greek(Sigma Alpha Pi) is another Honor Society of Scholars:
http://www.societyleadership.org/

So I ask you, why is this, I don't know the answer myself.

So...you are asking us why these societies deem you a scholar? How the hell should we know? All we can do is judge you by your post quality. And your many hats. That doesn't really help. (Admit it, you're just bragging about being in an honor society =P)

No, I'm not I look at myself, and I'm baffled that I'm actually in these

If you look at how I act here, I'm slightly moire open than I am IRL, but I'm basically the same. I have no idea why these people would even deeme me to be a good scholar.

I'm lazy unmotivated, and procrastinate everything to hell.

Edit: If I was bragging I would have said something off the wall boasting it in all caps.

Perhaps you have good grades in school? That alone can get you a crapload of honors right there. I'm sure you must have done something to warrant a place in their league of honor.

Nothing I can think of, I've had a steady 3.1 GPA throughout college and only hit the Deans list one time by cheating on all my test one semester.

Probably because you either applied to them or you were placed by a teacher or administrator at your university or something.
They probably don't think you are special or even care about you.

So feel free to continue feeling good about feeling bad about yourself.

It doesn't matter anyway.

And don't fish for complements or attention from people you don't know.
I'd suggest focusing more on making your real life worth more.

But that also doesn't matter.

Well I don't know what to tell you. Here's a relevant picture. Have fun.

I'm not fishing for complements, I could care less if you give me praise, or an insult I'm just trying to figure all of this out. And I didn't even know these existed till I got the letters in the mail saying "you have been invited to join [insert name of society here]"

All the same, if you are not a remarkable person, than it must have something to do with your collage, like someone recommended you, or they noticed slightly above average grades, or some sort of activity in the scholastic community at large.
I don't think it really MEANS anything.
But I could be wrong.

oh god... i don't even know where to start.

So you didn't apply? Your grades are par at best? You yourself don't believe you're smart (liar, no one believes they are unintelligent). Why would you be on a random list on the internet which identifies you as someone of higher intelligence? Maybe they got to know the real and you see what everyone else seems to miss; it's probably that janitors job at Harvard where you secretly answer the impossible mathematical equations written on the blackboard during the night but never really take credit for. Well look at it this way, at least you'll be able to make others feel good when you serve them at McDonald's; they will be getting served by a genius lol.

I don't consider myself unintelligent but then I don't think of myself as someone who is rather intelligent, any Self IQ test I've taken always ranked between 125 and 135, I've been given the Mensa and scored a 129 but that's not the point. but yeah I guess you are right, about one thing, there must be someone out there that's seeing something that I don't see myself. As for the McDonalds Crack, I don't even eat there why the hell would I work there?

I thought about joining a sorority at my school (those greek letter things? lol) I read up on my schools, and I thought it was nice how the group of girls did a lot of community service, I'm all about that. But the fact they called everyone 'sister' made me feel like it was a cult or something - and that there was more then on the surface. Maybe I've watched too much college scene kids on TV too.

Dunno, but the cult feeling killed it for me. I can do community service without calling a bunch of girls 'sisters'

I'm pretty sure if you've been tested you consider yourself intelligent; otherwise there is no point is testing yourself (you're only lying to yourself). If you have been tested by Mensa perhaps they are the ones who registered you. As far as McDonald's goes... you missed the joke entirely which leads me to believe you may be right, you might not be as intelligent as some believe.

I'm slightly shocked by this post though, I don't get to witness a grown man giving himself a blow job often, did you need to get ribs removed?

You're better off. In slasher movies (and clearly in real life), sorority girls are always the first to die. Plus you would be subjected to merciless panty raids. And then there are all the pillow fights in your PJ's. Horrible, horrible place.

do you also have 20k to blow, because a sorority will rape your funds like nothing else.

You're so right. I'm glad I thought this through. :roll:

But seriously, the pictures and groups of them don't seem very real. They're nice, and friendly and love to smile - but it just seems fake. I'm glad they at least do charity work though, whether its for the right reasons or not.

Yeah I had to have I think 6 removed hurt like a mother fucker, couldn't sit up for a few weeks.

i think you're a south boston genius with a close personal relationship with robin williams, MD. YOU LIKE THEM APPLES?

but seriously, you have to apply for that sort of thing, and at least sign a piece of paper saying that you consent to be admitted or something. dont they normally send you a packet of information listing your various, numerous, qualifications?

I have no idea but this is probably relevant to this topic, I was once an honors student for a month during high school where I did actually do all assignments. I got bored again and dropped again in grade.

Well it was high school. Dunno sometimes weird things just happens.

wow, missed the point completely... but congrats on catching which movie I was referring to?