men are such penises

is all of their dickishness contained in their penis, or something?

i mean seriously, i look at another girl and think 'she's probably nice, but she could be a bitch', but when i look at a guy i think, 'he's probably a douche, but there's a remote chance he's a pretty decent guy.'

James is a pretty decent guy, though I wouldn't date him. Not with that short, fat bod. I'm pretty sure I'm taller than he is.

But, despite that, he's a very good friend and I cherish that friendship. most guys i meet are dicks.

what can i do to tell if someone is a good guy or not in a short amount of time? are there behaviors to watch out for?

I know how women act and don't need advice to smell a rude bitch, but would much appreciate if people knew how guys acted if they were just after your body but didn't want you to know that would give advice.

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At times like these, I regret showing you this site. Also, thanks for your 'compliments'. I must be a pretty good friend to put up with such insults. It's not like I enjoy being short and fat. Plus, let's be honest - you're a bitch too, and that's okay. Don't bash people who have rude personalities, or you'll end up 'smelling' like the catholic church.

stfu im trying to get help with a problem here

Let me guess, is it another 'prince charming'? You need to stop looking for hot guys and look for one that will treat you right. And no before you even think about it I'm not implying myself. I wouldn't date you either because your personality pisses me off a lot sometimes.

If you have suspicions, why don't you take the time to confirm whether they are true or not for yourself, instead of relying on the internet's 'wisdom' to guide you on the right path. Which it probably won't, since a decision you made based on what other people say instead of thinking about it yourself isn't really a decision worth making.

I don't think you understand how many times I've been rejected just on the basis of 'I'm ugly'. No one wants ugly people, but they could at least give us a chance. Seeing you run off with stupid guys over and over again is the reason why I just don't give a shit, but seeing you turn to the internet for advice is no better... so whatever. Do what you want.

Frankly, I just don't give a fuck what happens to you anymore. I put up with your drama for the last three fucking years straight, and I'm done. You used to have so much promise, used to have big dreams of graduating college and becoming a veterinarian, and weren't just trying to hook up and mooch off of guys... you can't complain if they're bad people when you do this shit all. the god. damn. time.

I'm fucking done.

Damn brah, some real shit's goin' down! Okay, I'll stop acting black now.

fine by me faggot u can jerk off to your chinese shit while i get some real sex, cause you get laid how often again?

plus i was joking about the short and fat thing, grow a pair you retarded stump of a boy cow.

but honestly, how can you get laid when you probably cant see youre own ick?

maybe you should get some prison dude to make you their bitch faggot, since that's the only action youll be seeing you ungrateful cunt.

you should be honored you even had a female friend at all, too bad you fucked it up just because you cant put up with a few years of bullshit. oh well nice knowing you fuckface

i dont ever want to see or hear from you again you piece of shit whiny little faggot and you can forget my birthday, cause ill make sure to forget yours.

peace out little bitch

Wow. You're a complete piece of shit. Did you really just rid yourself of a good friend because of a petty argument? Wow. I can totally see why he's tired of your drama.

fuck you too ultragaylord.

ur a bigger piece of shit for calling people pieces of shit, shitlord

I wanna say OP is a faggot, but it doesn't really work here, so...

OP is a cunt.

OP is always a faggot. Gender is irrelevant.

oh look at you with your tits bouncing around on a 2d waifu you sad little bitch

gender matters and women matter, faggot

lol ok

What even is this lol.

Correction: Men have such penises that women just can't cope.

Seems like a couple of friends brought their real life problems to the forums, though I'm just not sure they'll be friends after this.

The rest is probably just a bandwagon.

After spending 4 fucking years in 99% boys school I can tell you that your problem is the fact that you're only hanging out with douchebags, they're perfect pair for a bitch lmao. If for a week you have ignored people that you're always hanging out with and start hanging out with people you always ignore most likely your shitty world view shown in this thread would shatter.

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You need to observe from a far, if they act like shit within guys group and then suddenly turn all sweet/gentlemen/whatever when talking to you/any other girl they're fake shit.
If they're prince charming then they're über fake shit.
If partying and drinking is all they want to do in free time they're unreliable shit.

Decent guy will behave the same in different environments, they won't try to impress with "cool" and won't bear with bitch because there's no reason to keep vile people around.

>Read an atlas
>Real sex can include real STDs


>Short and fat > None at all


Frankly, I'd be thrilled if I didn't have to listen to that potty mouth for even another second.

>this thread

Forget what I said,
OP can act as cum dump on local parties, not even masochist will bear this shit.