Million Dollars, But...

Let's play a little game called Million Dollars, But...

Here how you play:
Ask the person below you: you get a "Million Dollars, But... X"
Try to come up with some funny things the person has to put up with/do to get the money.

When posting a new "Million Dollars, But..." Tell the last poster if you would ot would not do it.

I'll start:
You get a Million Dollars, But... once a month on a random day and random time a car is going to fall from the sky and land on you. You'll live from the car dropping on you, but you'll never be self from it. If you're in a house or underground it's still going to hit you.

Would you do it?

No.


Million $ but you have to give up on love/finding your one and only

Sure, I've pretty much given up anyway.

Million dollars, but both your arms are amputated?

Sure. Just use all of it for cybernetic prosthesis research.

Million dollars but you have to serve an evil/crime empire for the rest of your life

No thanks.

Million dollars but Tsa will never finish your badges and won't give you a tutorial on how to make them.

Sure since meh

You get a Million Dollars, But... you have to remove your left socket for my pleasure. WOULD YOU... i have more than a million.

no. Ninja'd

you have have a sex change

No. If i wanted to be a woman i just find rough rider.

would you sell your soul?

Yes, I'll feast on others.

Million dollars, but you can only cash it in pennies, no loopholes.

Complicated. I'll pass.

You'll have a million dollars, but you must abandon and never contact your family again.

No.

You get a million dollars but you can never use the internet again.

Nah.

You'll have a million dollars, but you must step on a puppy/kitten first.

Im not papa franku. Not even for a billion.

Spend 20 years in the woods with no one around. Cabin and food sure.

I want to do that anyway. So as long as I have internet, I accept.

You get a million dollars but you have to listen to your favorite song nonstop in your head for ten years.

Yes pls

You'll have a million dollars, but you're not allowed to participate in the Waifu Game anymore, and that means you have to see your waifus getting NTR'd.

Nah, pass.

You get a Million Dollars, But... you have to date Adolf Hitler for a year.

Yes.

You get a million dollars but you have to pay 10 million to the giver within three years or lose your life.

Nah

You'll have a million dollars, but you must defend yourself from mercenaries/bounty hunters at random intervals, because someone put a bounty on your head.

no.

you have to kill your best friend

I don't have any particularly loyal friends to begin with(IRL), so yes.

You'll have a million dollars, but you have to start your life over with a new identity, as soon as you've taken the money.