'Murica

I won't get my pension check until Nov.

Thank you for not being retarded enough to post something completely humorless and with respects to relative comedy.

Everyone else who posted should have been a stillborn, the world would be better off.

I love this gif.

I have better shit.

Burgers.

Pics or it's a lie.

No.

You live in Cali so half that stuff has to be neutered, feels bad.

I like trains.

Nope. We can have anything except .50 and full auto rifles unless they have that permit. We except me and other ex military, or peace officers who can anything including Transferable and excluded weapons. 50 cal BMG or BFG can still illegal unless you are military, still i can't just go out and buy 1990+ weapons stock auto though. You can buy the semis and modify them to three burst or re auto them somewhat legally. Mags are debatable. State limit is 10 rounds in my .40 but i have 17 round clips. Join the police or army and get fucking tank rounds.

Hence why i can legally buy the RRA LAR-40 which i cancelled since i don't need it. Bro can't use it in training.

Don't forget to address everyone by "(Person's name) of the United States of America" every time you say their name. Make sure to say it fast too.