MY ASSHOLE HAS A LOT OF HAIR! D:

God dammit its driving me insane it is f*cking itchy! also my balls having lots of hair its driving me insane also! don't tell me to shave them because it will get worse! DA FUQ!

Is anyone out there in FAKKU who has this f*cking curse like mine? I want to kill my self because right now I am typing with one hand and the other scratching my fricking balls! WHAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

My nuts have hair, but I shave and tweeze 'em.

Be a man and remove it.

Either get them waxed or get a electric trimmer.

Let me also ask you something...
Do you got a little wiener and some tiny nuts?

Cement your butthole.

Fire could help you to get rid of your problem for good.

Fire? should I torch my asshole? really effective? removes my demonic pubes for EVAH?! problem is my asshole would become much more black as the blackhole no light can enter! D:

Yeah I could be manly problem is once you remove it. Problem is it returns with a VENGENCE! much much worse.. it grows faster and the pubes grow even more! also much more irritating! so no way!

Braid them.

I dont think you need light in your asshole, so no worries.
You could try getting butane in your ass and keep a fire next to your anus while farting it out. I dont know if that would help BUT ITS WORTH THE TRY, EH?



[size=6]oh god I get so bored when waiting for people...[/h]

You should get someone to slather a shitload of wax on it and rip the hair off. Also, make sure to have a third person videotape it post a link of said video here, so we can laugh at your pain.

Nair

Wax your butthole.

I've shaved my nut hair without having problems. Do you know for a fact that will make it worse or are you just guessing?

Ass for the butthole business...don't know what to tell ya there

The old lady shaves my back.. but I have no hair on my ass or on the button. I shave my taint and balls.

Laser hair removal.


I know some dames who've had it done. Say the itch is worse than fifteen bad shaves, but- after that's gone- you never get hair again. So no waxing or shaving ever again.


Fairly expensive though, natch.

And for some reason it doesnt work on everyone. I know 2 people who got it but the hair grew back 100%. And I've heard that many people need to get it done several times before all hair is gone.
But I must admit that laser hair removal has been one of my dreams for long :

I know how you feel. I wouldn't mind getting it either. A four-pack of good razor heads cost $20.