My brain is full of fuck and shame.

So i watched a japanese drama where this guy slept with a girl he met. He tried to drug her... forgot which glass had the drug in, awake up she gone. They met again, he waiting for his friend.. he calls the friend. Her phone rings, he realize that his male friend is the girl. Seem normal... except... the actor who is the trap........ IS A FEMALE. MAH PENOR IS FUCKING TOOOOOOOO MIND FUCK TO STAND AT ATTENTION OR GO BACK INTO MY BODY IN FEAR.

..what?

That day we met. Sorry james.

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Freak wanted a penis, but got some girl who played a trap with no penis. So Freak's penis is confused.

wat?

Almost raped his friend not knowing it was a guy?

MAKE FUCKING SENSE D:

I don't wanna. I have to be coherent all fucking day long. On the net i can be fucking babbling about the jews and the man living in my anus to my heart content. Btw his name is pillow pants.

What?

Pillow pants is a vagina troll :/

And what do you mean all fucking day long?

I have a really hard time picturing you in a normal job setting >_>

...I mean that with love, of course.

Would it fuck your mind if i told you im an assoc adjunct professor of photography at a college?

More than a little bit.

Mildly. My brain has had worse.

I would like to know how you wound up in such a profession though.

Nope

Short story is by California rules and testing.. i can't be a peace officer since my vision is worse then 20/30. So the 4 years of military training and mp duties was useless once i leave the army. So was my bs in criminology... so i decided to take a few classes in art. Figured i get some girls to pose for my dirty mind. Weird shit was im actually good with drawing, and photography since i took classes in high school. So i took uncle sam money and transfer to art school and got a M.F.A. I got a job at this school because i knew the in and out of the chemical prep and maintenance of the equipment. Then shit happen and i was transfer oversea for a long ass while.

Years later i was doing my own work for others and galleries. After i retired from the service.. i needed a real job and they ask me to teach basic film and alt process photography.

It was either shoot photos for a living... which you can make a grand a hour or transfer to law school and become a dirty shark feeding on human misery. I choose boobs over dicks.

Which after this semester my skill won't be needed.. they cutting the old school photo program for all computer and photoshop... and they have more senior professors for that.. which is fine. I can made more money doing my 'weekend thing'.

I don't give a damn for j dramas, but I saw the nature show that gif comes from. Rather amazing spider, can escape like that at high MPH!

I didn't think you could feel shame freaky

What's your weekend thing? Mercenary work? I bet its mercenary work.