My cat is weird

He likes to take pieces of paper or clothes and rub them against his head with his paws.

He's marking them with his scent.

A better explanation copy-pasted :
"Why does your cat rub up against you?"
"Cats have scent glands along the tail, on each side of their head, on their lips, base of their tail, chin, near their sex organs, and between their front paws. They use these glands to scent mark their territory. When the cat rubs you, he is marking you with his scent, claiming you as "his." Too, he is picking up your scent. Cats rub up against furniture or doorways for the same reason - to mark the item as "his". (Urine spraying is also a territorial marking, by the way.)"

Got it from here :http://user.xmission.com/~emailbox/whycat.htm

Maybe he wants all the paper and clothes he can get.
Greedy cat is greedy.

My dog sleeps on her back.

My cat loves to lick plastic bags...

He is currently pinning my arm down purring while I'm sitting at the computer.

[size=28]DAMN YOU TAK! STOP MAKING ME IMAGINE HHHHHNNNNNGGGGGHHHHHHH[/h]

He's a fat fuck. He makes me arm fall asleep when he does that. If I get up and walk around when he's feeling cuddly he will follow me everywhere meowing for attention.

DAMMIT TAK...HHHHHHHNNNNNGGGHHHHH

Can fix that with wine bath and stuffing with scallions.

I miss having a cat...

I want a cat.

Hnnnngggghhhhh

My cat is deaf, and gay.

Forgot to mention. He also like to stick his face into shoes and sleep that way.

My cat is evil, she will scratch you when you try and rub her but then she will come and sit on your keyboard till you rub her. I think shes bi-polar.

Fat cats are the best cats imo.

https://twitter.com/

Im gonna finger your twat...er.
sub finger for poke if you wanna.

yes plz

Walked into the kitchen to our other cat asleep in the kitchen sink.