My cousin oh god
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>I met one of my cousins for the first time at a family renunio
>Her dad. my uncle, was kind of a fuck up as a kid, and it alienated him from the family so I didn't meet her until yesterday
>She had dirty blonde hair, alabaster skin, and a cute little nose ring that would jiggle when she laughed.
>She was super quiet and always texting or listening to music.
>After dinner she came up to my room and asked, "Wanna smoke some weed?" in an excited tone.
>"Sure" I said
>We both ended up going to a near by swimming hole baked out of our minds.
>I immediately went into the water to wash off the pot smell, got out of the water and passed out on the bank.
>When I came to, she was next to me.
>"Never smoked before, have you?" She asked
>"...No..." I admitted.
>She laughed but I didn't care.
>I was lost in her green eyes.
>We couldnt look away from each other and we slowly moved our lips closer and closer.
>She suddenly turned away.
>"I cant." She said, choking back tears.
>"What's wrong?" I asked. "Did I do something wrong?"
>She gave a faint smile.
>"No," She whispered. "It's just..."
>"What is it?" I asked anxiously. my breath hanging on her next words
>"I need about tree fiddy."
>Now it was about that time that I realized that this beautiful girl was 8 stories tall and was a crustacean from the paleozoic era.
if you go to /b/ right now you might be able to still see the thread that I copypasta'd from
>Her dad. my uncle, was kind of a fuck up as a kid, and it alienated him from the family so I didn't meet her until yesterday
>She had dirty blonde hair, alabaster skin, and a cute little nose ring that would jiggle when she laughed.
>She was super quiet and always texting or listening to music.
>After dinner she came up to my room and asked, "Wanna smoke some weed?" in an excited tone.
>"Sure" I said
>We both ended up going to a near by swimming hole baked out of our minds.
>I immediately went into the water to wash off the pot smell, got out of the water and passed out on the bank.
>When I came to, she was next to me.
>"Never smoked before, have you?" She asked
>"...No..." I admitted.
>She laughed but I didn't care.
>I was lost in her green eyes.
>We couldnt look away from each other and we slowly moved our lips closer and closer.
>She suddenly turned away.
>"I cant." She said, choking back tears.
>"What's wrong?" I asked. "Did I do something wrong?"
>She gave a faint smile.
>"No," She whispered. "It's just..."
>"What is it?" I asked anxiously. my breath hanging on her next words
>"I need about tree fiddy."
>Now it was about that time that I realized that this beautiful girl was 8 stories tall and was a crustacean from the paleozoic era.
if you go to /b/ right now you might be able to still see the thread that I copypasta'd from
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What does "tree fiddy" mean in this context?
I take it "Now it was about that time that I realized that this beautiful girl was 8 stories tall and was a crustacean from the paleozoic era." = "shes tall and unattractive"?
I take it "Now it was about that time that I realized that this beautiful girl was 8 stories tall and was a crustacean from the paleozoic era." = "shes tall and unattractive"?
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brok3n butterfly wrote...
What does "tree fiddy" mean in this context?I take it "Now it was about that time that I realized that this beautiful girl was 8 stories tall and was a crustacean from the paleozoic era." = "shes tall and unattractive"?
If you're being serious about not understanding, watch the above video. :P It's from southpark~~~~~~
Nice job OP, I was amused.
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Gravity cat
the adequately amused
DAMN IT!
I EXPECTED COUSIN WINCEST, YOU GAVE ME TREE FIDDY, WEED AND CRABS.
I EXPECTED COUSIN WINCEST, YOU GAVE ME TREE FIDDY, WEED AND CRABS.
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Drifter995
Neko//Night
Gravity cat wrote...
DAMN IT!I EXPECTED COUSIN WINCEST, YOU GAVE ME TREE FIDDY, WEED AND CRABS.
