My Dads Habits...

Grow some balls and challenge your dad to a fart contest.

Every time he farts at you get the filthy air in a jar, do this for a week and return the favor.

I don't have a dad ._.

Fart in his face while he's asleep.

OK, so you got one asshole of a father. Well, you can perpetuate his misery and make him more miserable as ever.

Just remember to buy mint-scented surgical masks.

your dad have some awesome skillz!
farting while sleeping.

Take photos, post on Facebook.

Edit: I mean, do that to your father lol.

My dads a choleric, and he has a highly regulated daily schedule. Makes me has a sad panda because he totally flies off the handle when his schedule is jumbled lol (goes for weekdays only though)

If my dad ever said something from Portal, I'd disown him.

I'd be more bothered about the "running around the house naked" part.

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