My dawg

She's sick, wat do?

Double negative that shit. Feed her chocolate and she'll be fine.

I think you're lying D= Will she really be okay?

Take her to the vet. You need money? I have tons. Get on you knee and please thou lord she/he wench.

M-Mr Freaky, I'm not that easy! I-I wanna go on a date first...

He's paying. That is the date.