My sister's room mate is hot.

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Waar do you feel in charge?
Nov 20, 2009 at 12:13 pm
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And she's sleeping over for the next few days, I need a plan. Help me my brothers.
Space Cowboy
Nov 20, 2009 at 12:15 pm
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Treat with utmost respect, and be a gentleman.
Waar do you feel in charge?
Nov 20, 2009 at 12:18 pm
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Space Cowboy wrote...
Treat with utmost respect, and be a gentleman.


that never gets me anywhere.
078f19ad0e51908b926e55e2c
Nov 20, 2009 at 12:21 pm
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Whip out yer' dick and say "SUCK IT!" and then in the middle yer' sister will come in and it'll turn into incest and then yer' sisters roommate will turn into a cat and sit on the windowsill long enough for yer' eyes to meet and then she jumped out.
Waar do you feel in charge?
Nov 20, 2009 at 12:24 pm
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Harmonian wrote...
Whip out yer' dick and say "SUCK IT!" and then in the middle yer' sister will come in and it'll turn into incest and then yer' sisters roommate will turn into a cat and sit on the windowsill long enough for yer' eyes to meet and then she jumped out.


this is why I don't ask you for advice... ever.
078f19ad0e51908b926e55e2c
Nov 20, 2009 at 12:24 pm
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That is why you aren't gonna have a Fakku! experience with yer' sisters roommate.


On second thought, since you are too WEAK to use the Fakku! system use the D.E.N.N.I.S. system!

Demonstrate value
Engage physically
Nurture dependence
Neglect emotionally
Inspire hope
Separate entirely
Rbz
Nov 20, 2009 at 12:27 pm
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Has this situation ever happened in a VN, doujin, or video that you've played/read/watched? Take your expert advice from those.
ImperialX
Nov 20, 2009 at 12:42 pm
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Rbz wrote...
Has this situation ever happened in a VN you've played? Take your expert advice from those.


This is the best advice I can give as well. Just handle it like you would do in a Visual Novel. Trust me, this works.
Tsujoi Insert Fakku Job Title
Nov 20, 2009 at 1:12 pm
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I'm half expecting this to turn into a 20 boners story.
PersonDude
Nov 20, 2009 at 1:15 pm
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Date rape drugs.
Kuro1/2
Nov 20, 2009 at 1:23 pm
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PersonDude wrote...
Date rape drugs.

drugs -> rape date
InternetCelebrity
Nov 20, 2009 at 1:28 pm
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show her your creepy posters of 12 year old anime girls
RanmaSyaoran
Nov 20, 2009 at 1:34 pm
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InternetCelebrity wrote...
show her your creepy posters of 12 year old anime girls


Quiet n00b.
Rbz
Nov 20, 2009 at 1:36 pm
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RanmaSyaoran wrote...
InternetCelebrity wrote...
show her your creepy posters of 12 year old anime girls


Quiet n00b.

You've tried that before?
Akaoni21
Nov 20, 2009 at 1:39 pm
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Just walk up to her and say:

"Do you want two tickets"

*To what?*

"Two tickets to the gun show" BOOYAH!!!
Spoiler:


"Im gonna take a shower now... By the way you can trade those tickets in ANYTIME" (Wink)

Then say something suave and walk away like a pimp! (Shyeah baby... You KNOW it) :P
Spoiler:
RanmaSyaoran
Nov 20, 2009 at 1:41 pm
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Rbz wrote...
RanmaSyaoran wrote...
InternetCelebrity wrote...
show her your creepy posters of 12 year old anime girls


Quiet n00b.

You've tried that before?


No, >_>;


And InternetCelebrity is failing at attempts to be the next LOLLOLLOL12.
Sisami
Nov 20, 2009 at 1:47 pm
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Chloroform, for realz.
InternetCelebrity
Nov 20, 2009 at 1:49 pm
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*joke about rape*

*high-fives all around*
Akaoni21
Nov 20, 2009 at 1:52 pm
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Waar wrote...
And she's sleeping over for the next few days, I need a plan. Help me my brothers.


Ok now I want to seriously answer your question, No more fucking around!

You say "Help me my brothers" but the key here is "Help me my sister".

Are you on good terms with your sister? If you are she can help you out. If not then just act nice but be charming and tell her that you think shes cute.

Make sure your feelings get out there.

Hope it works out for you man! :D
Mob_Barley
Nov 20, 2009 at 2:29 pm
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Turn yandere,threaten to kill her family if she doesn't date you,and then if she acts like a bitch,kill her.
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