Non-faggoty thread

Oh hey, I've finally ascended to the legendary "Elder" status. I'm gonna have to be that fag who makes an elder thread since I usually don't make a lot of threads anyways.

I summon you Maeve...




With that being said, I'll do the honors of posting the obligatory face-palm gif. Yes, I can face-palm myself since this is my thread and because I'm an edgy and cool badass.

Congrats and take this ass as a present.

I'll take your vagina then, my sweet.

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

Ohohohohooo~
I've been waiting for this...
My dick is diamonds.

You can join in with Maeve. This is gonna get kinky.

Congrats...

Congrats Ammy, I'll treat you.

You can remove the guy if you don't like that part.

Is that a Jill sandwich?

That's just how I like my sandwiches. Four layers of nothing but women.

Oh thanks Ammy for the pretty picture. You are starting off being an Elder on the right foot.

hurray! Im so happy for you! Im almost there myself but Im to lazy to post seriously in other sections that often.

Geez, I thought this thread would be cool.

It is cool. It's so cool that it's beyond human comprehension. Your feeble mind isn't even capable of grasping the sheer magnificence of this thread. Such immaculate divinity has never once graced a thread until today. I want you to think about that for the next few hours.

grats I guess

Cool story, bro; needs more Gordon Freeman.

Congrats Ammy.

You're not doing it right. THIS is how you do it.

Ahh my bad. Your right, that's much better now.