Not sure if I need a doctor. ' # '

Ok, if you don't want to hear me say weird shit, leave NOW! No being a bitch about it.

Ok so I have this problem with my dick. ( I told you to leave! NO complaining! '^')
Ok so say the top of the shaft is a flat plane, ---. Think that it is like your arm straight ahead. It is tilted like \ at a slightly lesser angle. I don't know what to do about it.

Not an expert, but as long as you don't feel any pain, like from erecting it, there is no problem. The angle is normal, your dick ain't supposed to be in a perfect straight line. Ever watched porn? Those pornstar dicks ain't straight (but they are hUUUUGE).

I mean you would have to tilt your head to the right for it to look normal.

It doesn't sound abnormal unless you've done something to injure it that is causing conern?

Remember kids, don't stick your dick in prostitutes.

Welp. There goes 2000 to 2006.

Cut if off

Just soit is out there, I don't think you should asking that in fakku, i know "Yihoo" isn't that good either but i think there's better places to ask that, but as someone said, as long as you don't feel pain you should be ok, on the other hand if that was a "quick" change, like, "it was normal just an hour before i notice" then you should see a doctor instead. Good luck

Cut it off and put it in a microwave - it might be possessed.

Someone had a penis "problem" before so you are alright.

Dicks lean slightly to the left, i dont see the issue.

Unless your penis is green with weird cuts on it I don't see the problem

As long as you don't feel anything wrong when you're using it (piss/sex/masturbation) not much of a problem I'd say.

I heard somewhere that dicks lean towards left/right depending on which hand you use to masturbate.

There a special ingredient that can help you with that. All you have to do is to rub Jalapeño Sauce on your junk.

Long time no see, stranger.

Rub Bengay on it. Trust me, I'm a doctor.

We should call Jesus. He had to be able to answer this. He can't be dissecting TJ hookers all the time.

I have to agree isn't that the same as like rubbing salt on a wound as disinfectant? It will surely hurt in the moment but in the long run 'what could possibly go wrong?'

Are you a robot?

Yes?

Go see a robot doctor to get that dented dick repaired.

Are you not a robot?

Search on the google or call your family doctor.

I lol'd