Of the dangers of being a lady
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neyapuckachinha wrote...
Well, I did jump outta my skin, and checked for blood. She immediately apologized and I was a little too dazed to be violent. But I grabbed my big girl pants and suffered through the rest. Also, she didn't literally ripped my pussy lip. SHE DID BRUISE ME LIKE A MOTHERFUCK THOUGH.
D:
Poor thing. I'm sorry. Did you ice it when you got home?
Can't believe your boyfriend laughed...
..yes I can.
._.
So, the waxing thing... was it "for him"?
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Lollikittie wrote...
neyapuckachinha wrote...
Well, I did jump outta my skin, and checked for blood. She immediately apologized and I was a little too dazed to be violent. But I grabbed my big girl pants and suffered through the rest. Also, she didn't literally ripped my pussy lip. SHE DID BRUISE ME LIKE A MOTHERFUCK THOUGH.
D:
Poor thing. I'm sorry. Did you ice it when you got home?
Can't believe your boyfriend laughed...
..yes I can.
._.
So, the waxing thing... was it "for him"?
Haha no, he couldn't care less really, he laughed because only one side was waxed and to be honest, you have to imagine it and it is funny.
I put some cream that's supposed to make bruises go away. It feels a little bit like I've been spanked in the wrong place, y'know? AT LEAST MY LEGS ARE SMOOTH AS FUCK.
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neyapuckachinha wrote...
Haha no, he couldn't care less really, he laughed because only one side was waxed and to be honest, you have to imagine it and it is funny.
I put some cream that's supposed to make bruises go away. It feels a little bit like I've been spanked in the wrong place, y'know? AT LEAST MY LEGS ARE SMOOTH AS FUCK.
Smooth legs are fun. I like rubbing them together in my silk pajama bottoms. All slippy-slidey.
Other than that it's just time-consuming and, hey... no one's touching those suckers anyway..
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Lollikittie wrote...
Smooth legs are fun. I like rubbing them together in my silk pajama bottoms. All slippy-slidey. Other than that it's just time-consuming and, hey... no one's touching those suckers anyway..
What if the guy has a leg fetish?
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Ashened Sky wrote...
What if the guy has a leg fetish?
I don't think you read what I posted.
I'm single.
as balls.
There is no one touching my legs in the near future, sir.
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Lollikittie wrote...
Ashened Sky wrote...
What if the guy has a leg fetish?
I don't think you read what I posted.
I'm single.
as balls.
There is no one touching my legs in the near future, sir.
Single as balls.
I'll touch your legs, kittie, don't worry <3
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Waar wrote...
Thank God all we have to do is trim.>implying I don't wax my balls
Speak for yourself.
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neyapuckachinha wrote...
Lollikittie wrote...
neyapuckachinha wrote...
And you're right, I only have Cons actually for waxing your very sensitive lady parts. So I trim it, and if the man doesn't like it, he deals with it.
....
What did you say to her?
I would've slapped her. involuntarily. I mean... Hi, yes, I'm paying you, but you just removed ON A VERY IMPORTANT PART OF MY BODY YOU SADISTIC PSYCHOPATH.
Well, I did jump outta my skin, and checked for blood. She immediately apologized and I was a little too dazed to be violent. But I grabbed my big girl pants and suffered through the rest. Also, she didn't literally ripped my pussy lip. SHE DID BRUISE ME LIKE A MOTHERFUCK THOUGH.
How has no one volunteered to come over and kiss it better.
WHERE IS THE TRADEMARK MALE IMMATURITY, LADS.
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Drifter995
Neko//Night
Waar wrote...
Thank God all we have to do is trim.That fucking 0/10 moment when you somehow manage to fuck even that up, and cut yourself
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Waar
FAKKU Moderator
TheSundanceKid wrote...
Waar wrote...
Thank God all we have to do is trim.>implying I don't wax my balls
Speak for yourself.
I was speaking generally because women don't expect it to be smooth. Waxing your balls is fucking weird.
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Drifter995
Neko//Night
Waar wrote...
TheSundanceKid wrote...
Waar wrote...
Thank God all we have to do is trim.>implying I don't wax my balls
Speak for yourself.
I was speaking generally because women don't expect it to be smooth. Waxing your balls is fucking weird.
I know right... I'm still tempted to. No my balls obviously, cause that is weird. But will probably consider ass and will more than likely do shoulders. Because seriously, hairy shoulders is fucking weird
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Waar
FAKKU Moderator
Drifter995 wrote...
Waar wrote...
TheSundanceKid wrote...
Waar wrote...
Thank God all we have to do is trim.>implying I don't wax my balls
Speak for yourself.
I was speaking generally because women don't expect it to be smooth. Waxing your balls is fucking weird.
I know right... I'm still tempted to. No my balls obviously, cause that is weird. But will probably consider ass and will more than likely do shoulders. Because seriously, hairy shoulders is fucking weird
Yeah, shave your shoulders bro. Ass isn't a big deal unless you have monkey ass.
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Drifter995
Neko//Night
Waar wrote...
Drifter995 wrote...
Waar wrote...
TheSundanceKid wrote...
Waar wrote...
Thank God all we have to do is trim.>implying I don't wax my balls
Speak for yourself.
I was speaking generally because women don't expect it to be smooth. Waxing your balls is fucking weird.
I know right... I'm still tempted to. No my balls obviously, cause that is weird. But will probably consider ass and will more than likely do shoulders. Because seriously, hairy shoulders is fucking weird
Yeah, shave your shoulders bro. Ass isn't a big deal unless you have monkey ass.
Have been, and fair call
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PumpJack McGee wrote...
neyapuckachinha wrote...
Lollikittie wrote...
neyapuckachinha wrote...
And you're right, I only have Cons actually for waxing your very sensitive lady parts. So I trim it, and if the man doesn't like it, he deals with it.
....
What did you say to her?
I would've slapped her. involuntarily. I mean... Hi, yes, I'm paying you, but you just removed ON A VERY IMPORTANT PART OF MY BODY YOU SADISTIC PSYCHOPATH.
Well, I did jump outta my skin, and checked for blood. She immediately apologized and I was a little too dazed to be violent. But I grabbed my big girl pants and suffered through the rest. Also, she didn't literally ripped my pussy lip. SHE DID BRUISE ME LIKE A MOTHERFUCK THOUGH.
How has no one volunteered to come over and kiss it better.
You know, I found this adorable.
bonnieboo wrote...
ive never waxed my legs b4... how long does it take? and how often do u hsve to do it?I've already answered the second question in previous posts, as for the first, it depends, if you do it yourself it can takes ages, but done by a professional, it's between 30 minutes and at the very worst an hour.
Drifter995 wrote...
Waar wrote...
Yeah, shave your shoulders bro. Ass isn't a big deal unless you have monkey ass.
Have been, and fair call
Shaving your shoulders? Doesn't it make it grow back a lot more?
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EY where's that bitches number??????? It's like a jungle down there
TBH I have a portable waxer at home but I never use it cause I can't get the damn temp right and end up in a sticky mess...(~_~+);;
I'll try it again sometime. :/
TBH I have a portable waxer at home but I never use it cause I can't get the damn temp right and end up in a sticky mess...(~_~+);;
I'll try it again sometime. :/
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neyapuckachinha wrote...
Shaving your shoulders? Doesn't it make it grow back a lot more?
The idea that shaving makes hair grow back thicker is a myth. The effect is negligible but it's actually thought to be the opposite.
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doswillrule wrote...
neyapuckachinha wrote...
Shaving your shoulders? Doesn't it make it grow back a lot more?
The idea that shaving makes hair grow back thicker is a myth. The effect is negligible but it's actually thought to be the opposite.
Not on my legs. Maybe for men, but for women, we actually get stubble and five o clock shadow.
