Oh fuck he's back!
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My memory banks do not have any history of you therefore you do not exist and are an anomaly that must be deleted.
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mangaka350 wrote...
This is now a Touhou thread...Spoiler:
Ohhhh Mangaka gave me Hentaiz!
Iv already forgotten who started this thread and what for.
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*Click*
Receptionist: Give a Fuck Inc., how may I help you today?
Me: Hey, it's me again! just wondering if that-
Receptionist: Oh...you again. Sir, before I tell you how many fucks the company can give, let me tell you how many I give. Do you happen to have a calculator nearby?
Me: I have a calculator app on my phone. Will that work?
Receptionist: Yep, that'll work great! Now, go ahead and open it up.
Me: Just give a moment...okay.
Receptionist: Okay now press "0"
Me:...All right, I pressed zero. Now what?
Receptionist: That's it!
Me: S-seriously!?
Receptionist: Yep! Now, never call this place again. The next time you do, I'll send some large guys over to your house to break your bones and violate you repeatedly!
*Click! Beep-beep-beep!*
Man:...I get to play with little man now?
Receptionist: Not today, Bruce. Not...today.
Man: ...Damn.
Receptionist: Give a Fuck Inc., how may I help you today?
Me: Hey, it's me again! just wondering if that-
Receptionist: Oh...you again. Sir, before I tell you how many fucks the company can give, let me tell you how many I give. Do you happen to have a calculator nearby?
Me: I have a calculator app on my phone. Will that work?
Receptionist: Yep, that'll work great! Now, go ahead and open it up.
Me: Just give a moment...okay.
Receptionist: Okay now press "0"
Me:...All right, I pressed zero. Now what?
Receptionist: That's it!
Me: S-seriously!?
Receptionist: Yep! Now, never call this place again. The next time you do, I'll send some large guys over to your house to break your bones and violate you repeatedly!
*Click! Beep-beep-beep!*
Man:...I get to play with little man now?
Receptionist: Not today, Bruce. Not...today.
Man: ...Damn.
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Damoz
~Not A User~
You had a second chance to be a good poster, because no-one remembers you.......
Congrats on screwing that~
Congrats on screwing that~
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animefreak_usa
Child of Samael
yurixhentai wrote...
Tegumi wrote...
This is amazing.
I'm sure ant is dreaming of sucking feets and that mallet slaming on his pew stick.


