Oh god!!

My drunken self is telling me to finish a 12 back of beer (5.5%) and 2 tall cans (5%) also of beer. All while trying to watch an episode of the walking dead (I'm on the 2nd season). Fuck auto correct; I think my punctuation is evolved enough to cover my drunk typing.

This isn't facebook man /:

Anyways, just drink it all. ALL

A lightweight, gay doctor and a dude. I drink more, fuck more, and that less then what I drink in a hour. I piss every ten mins.

You need to get laid kid, perhaps then you wont try so hard.

Can't confirm.

Down that shit.