OM causes schizophrenia, and other forms of madness

4f171f134591250b6b4815272 · 2011-12-07T16:21:57-01:00

Hi guys I'd like to inform you that this site is the reason for your countless failures in regards to more or less everything, personally I am now diagnosed with paranoid schizophrenia, prostate cancer, failing bladder, kidney cancer, glaucoma, inconsistent urination, nightmares, weakened ejaculation/orgasm, tinnitus (due to overreactive bloodvessels around my inner ear), concussion, madness, neanderthal-thoughts, involuntary thoughts of suicide, unable to understand written words (check the medical term up), inconsistent thoughts/speech, amnesia, mutism, grandeur feelings (ironically), absent mindedness, feelings of inferiority (important), loss of musclepower, stroke-like symptoms, asthma, unable to swallow (properly), digestion problems (not diereah), cavities (not directly related), loss of jaw protrusion (your face will end up as a extension of your neck), inhibited movement, hypoxia, infertility (due to damaged sperm vessels), bloody lumps on legs and arms (some are pale), stomach cancer, diabetes (not directly related), loss of weight, loss of height, hunched over neck and head (irreversible condition), neck pain (due to inproper sitting positions), extreme irreversible loss of motivation, extreme laziness, amotivational syndrome, extreme-irreversible brain-damaging-procrastionation-syndrome (AKA EIBDPS), pelvic-floor muscle collapse (with causes frequent and involuntary peeing) AKA PCMC, hearing loss (25% in each ear), auditory hallucinations, nightmares involving loss of limbs (usually my legs), fear of death, manic depression (MD), severe life-inhibiting anxiety (to the point that you are unable to go out), primitivism, grandeur thoughts of world domination (usually involving a well thought out massacre), apathy (complete loss of care for yourself and others), monotone voice, high pitched voice (due to lack of testoserone production, similar to body builders who overload on steroids), nazisympathy (many nazi leaders, including Hitler and Goring only had one testicle, hence their anger and evil nature), acquired analphabetic-like symtptoms (I used to be an avid reader and writer), lack of grammatical understaning (I have to look up words more often), apoliticalism, schizophrenic thoughts of a one world government (Illuminati, and jewry in general), Insomnia (severe), coffee addiction (which in turn decreases prefrontal cortex activity, ironically), loss of brain function primarily the prefrontal cortex (which deals with decision making, IOW loss of excecutive brainpower), and much more! Now if you read through these debilitating symptoms, you'll obviously think of me as a troll, however that is not case - most of these symptoms are real, theyve gradually built up over long times of OM (over masturbation), todays teenagers learn that masturbation is healthy, but the Gods did not give us this instrument of love for exploitment - humans evolved into a superior specie not to exploit these precious organic instruments, in other words evolution has turned upside down, in other words we are devolving rapidly. And I am just another victim this on-going devolution. If humans for some reason does not wipe themselves out, due to war and disease, our compulsive masturbation will take us back 6m years in terms of brain (d)evolution! Thanks for reading, and enjoy poisoning yourself with masturbation!

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Rusty Hammer

13 years ago

I skimmed through the thread, and i didn't see any mention of how much equals "over masterbation".

Room101 Waifu Collector

13 years ago

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And not a single fuck was given that day.

mangaka350

13 years ago

Gravity cat wrote...

erikj1508 wrote...

btw gravity cat, the PM is bs, I am not from the states and I have never had a gun in my hand.

Proof is in the picture:

Spoiler:

His gonna kill people???

And also...

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822c65ab72d587e7195d8f739

13 years ago

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SSJHunterKiller

13 years ago

I haven't laughed this hard in a very very long time. This was better than a big cup of coffee to wake you up in the morning.

Drifter995 Neko//Night

13 years ago

Op is a massive retard.
Either specify what 'Over masturbation' is, or we keep assuming retards gonna retard

brok3n butterfly

13 years ago

PrincessTristan wrote...

we can see that the OP may really be a gargantuan sack of excrement

Definitely QFT. This made my day. I would really really really like to see OP ask his/her doctor, dentist, neurologist, and psychiatrist about that laundry list of stuff and see if the doctor or whomever could keep a straight face.

Its entirely possible his/her doctor will diagnose them with "gargantuan sack of excrement" disorder.

Donquixote Doflamingo

13 years ago

erikj1508 wrote...

Now if you read through these debilitating symptoms, you'll obviously think of me as a troll, however that is not case - most of these symptoms are real,

Tyranosaurus_Secks

13 years ago

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I'm just going to leave this here and GTFO this disaster of a thread.

mochure

13 years ago

This thread annoys me.

I summon Waar!!!

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Gravity cat the adequately amused

13 years ago

mochure wrote...

This thread annoys me.

I summon Waar!!!

Spoiler:

You need more energy cards before you can use his attacks.

[size=1]Wrong card game I know. I don't know how the fuck you play the Yu-Gi-Oh! TCG, only Pokémon thanks to the GameBoy colour game.[/h]

mochure

13 years ago

Gravity cat wrote...

mochure wrote...

This thread annoys me.

I summon Waar!!!

Spoiler:

You need more energy cards before you can use his attacks.
[size=1]Wrong card game I know. I don't know how the fuck you play the Yu-Gi-Oh! TCG, only Pokémon thanks to the GameBoy colour game.[/h]

Actually you were close. I need another monster to summon Waar.

mangaka350

13 years ago

THIS HAND OF MINE IS BURNING RED!!!
ITS LOUD ROAR TELLS ME TO LOCK THIS THREAD!!!

Tyranosaurus_Secks

13 years ago

mochure wrote...

Gravity cat wrote...

mochure wrote...

This thread annoys me.

I summon Waar!!!

Spoiler:

You need more energy cards before you can use his attacks.
[size=1]Wrong card game I know. I don't know how the fuck you play the Yu-Gi-Oh! TCG, only Pokémon thanks to the GameBoy colour game.[/h]

Actually you were close. I need another monster to summon Waar.

Spoiler:

DO IT.

Drifter995 Neko//Night

13 years ago

Tyranosaurus_Secks wrote...

mochure wrote...

Gravity cat wrote...

mochure wrote...

This thread annoys me.

I summon Waar!!!

Spoiler:

You need more energy cards before you can use his attacks.
[size=1]Wrong card game I know. I don't know how the fuck you play the Yu-Gi-Oh! TCG, only Pokémon thanks to the GameBoy colour game.[/h]

Actually you were close. I need another monster to summon Waar.

Spoiler:

DO IT.

Pre-sure you need a card with less stars... Op should be 1 star :|

Karakasa-chan

13 years ago

mochure wrote...

This thread annoys me.

Everything annoys you...

mochure

13 years ago

Kona-chan wrote...

mochure wrote...

This thread annoys me.

Everything annoys you...

You truly understand me.

mantisprime1250

13 years ago

mochure wrote...

Gravity cat wrote...

mochure wrote...

This thread annoys me.

I summon Waar!!!

Spoiler:

You need more energy cards before you can use his attacks.
[size=1]Wrong card game I know. I don't know how the fuck you play the Yu-Gi-Oh! TCG, only Pokémon thanks to the GameBoy colour game.[/h]

Actually you were close. I need another monster to summon Waar.

If you summon "stupid thread" you can special summon Waar in the same turn

brok3n butterfly

13 years ago

mantisprime1250 wrote...

mochure wrote...

Gravity cat wrote...

mochure wrote...

This thread annoys me.

I summon Waar!!!

Spoiler:

You need more energy cards before you can use his attacks.
[size=1]Wrong card game I know. I don't know how the fuck you play the Yu-Gi-Oh! TCG, only Pokémon thanks to the GameBoy colour game.[/h]

Actually you were close. I need another monster to summon Waar.

If you summon "stupid thread" you can special summon Waar in the same turn

"stupid thread" is a field-effect card

Waar FAKKU Moderator

13 years ago

I have a resistance to being summoned and must be returned to your deck, then you must go to a gun store buy one and call it a life.

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