On the first day of christmas my true love gave to me...

ha

lel

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,

FIIIVVE MICROBREEEEWWWWS
Four Rum n' Cokes
Three Scotch Eggs
Two Jaegerbombs
And a case full of ice-cold beeerr.

I didn't even receive a single thing they are pretty selfish

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OT:

[size=29]5 TOILET ROLLS!
4 pots and pans
3 French sticks
2 Cheltenham shirts
AND A BRA THAT WAS MADE TO HOLD THREE![/h]