OPEN THREAT TO MATT FROM LOLLOLLOL12

OK SO HERES THE LOWDOWN: I POSTED ON SOME THREAD ABOUT SOME ANIME TITTY SHIT AND I DIDNT REALLY CARE TOO MUCH ABOUT ANIMATED TITTIES SO I EXPRESS INTEREST IN SEEING REAL JUGS (SEE POST: https://www.fakku.net/viewtopic.php?p=3238715#3238715 )

THEN SOME WHITE KNIGHT NAMED MATT JUMPED IN AND PROCEEDED TO PERMABAN ME FROM FAKKU FOREVER. I QUESTIONED WHO THE FUCK THIS GUY IS SO I DELETED MY COOKIES AND MADE AN ALTERNATE ACCOUNT AND LOOKED UP THIS MATT GUY:



LOOK AT HIS FUCKIN PICTURE, ITS A KNIGHT DRESSED IN WHITE. IDK IF HES DOING THIS ON PURPOSE BUT ITS VERY APPROPRIATE. ANYWAYS WHITE KNIGHTING IS A GOOD WAY TO GET LAID IRL BUT HES DOING IT ON A JAPANESE CARTOON PORNOGRAPHY WEBSITE SO I DONT UNDERSTAND HIS TRUE MOTIVES. WHATEVER THAT SHIT ASIDE, HES A FAG, ETC.

I LOG BACK ONTO THIS ACCOUNT SO THAT I CAN TAKE A PICTURE OF MY BAN MESSAGE (A TRADITION FOR ME) ONLY TO FIND OUT THAT IM SOMEHOW UNBANNED.

THE GODS CLEARLY HAVE GRANTED ME AN OPPERTUNITY, AND I WILL MAKE THE MOST OUT OF IT BY PUBLICLY THREATENING THIS MATT GUY ON A JAPANESE CARTOON PORNOGRAPHY WEBSITE.

I ONCE SAID THAT I SLAY WHITE KNIGHTS LIKE IT WERE RUNESCAPE. WELL I WASNT FUCKIN AROUND:



AS YOU CAN SEE IN THIS IMAGE, IM THE SMOKIN HOT BABE SHOOTING SOME WHITE KNIGHT IN THE BACK. THIS CAN BE INTERPRETED AS: WATCH YOUR FUCKIN BACK CUZ U GONNA GET CLIPPED MATT

AND HERES THE WHITE KNIGHT ON HIS FUCKIN KNEES WHERE HE BELONGS:

This is fucking silly

And how the fuck could matt get you banned?Is he a mod or something?

And i just got a -rep. Someones mad

Admin. One notch above Global Mod. So yes, they can ban, and Matt has banned multiple stupid underage users before (his Samuel L. Jackson banned gif is epic).

And I see you finally met Uncle Phil.

Oh yeah you're right. Somehow i forgot about him...and that just makes this sillier. I mean, picking a fight with a admin...seriously?

And i thought me and Uncle Phill were cool.Unless if that "met Uncle phil" line wasn't directed at me,in which case you can disregard it

inb4 moved to IB.

Maybe you should refrain from all caps....

Clearly you don't know OP

Are you down with opp.

Yeah, you know me

Simply the Best.

THIS!

Just to make the point a tad clearer

You mean this one?

either this will be locked or moved to IB
posting before any of those

Mod Note: Topic has been moved from Random to the Incoherent Babbling section.

Sorry for the inconvenience caused.

I am not sure what issues you have with Matt, but I reckon it would be better to speak with him in private, rather than bring it up in public.

Aww, Gambler.
Thats no fun.

Nice, called it.

Damn, why does all the funny shit happen when I'm busy?

Too soon?

Curiously, it tells you who banned you? Does it also tell you the ban reason?