Pholiciphy on "Hatas" part 2.5 bitches

"Part 1"
Here is everything u need to know about haters, i am well experienced seeing as how i have so many.

The most important thing to remember when deeling with hatas: they are your biggest and most important fans. "if they ain't tallkn` bout` you than you ain't doin` nothin` right" -DJ Drama
this is how it works see hatas hate you because they wanna be like you, they mad because you got something that they don't got and will never have, thus they want to see you fail & will do anything to see it happen.
When in truth they envy your ass, but a hata will never admit this.

"Part 2"
well i really wasnt shur wether or not to do a part 2 or not but due to the overwelmng response, here it is part 2.

for all my hatas i fucking love you guys I love my hatas

When deeling with yuor hatas you have to realize that they love seeing you fail, to the point where they probably have orgasms ounce they succed in acomplishing this. this is there greatest downfall, the overwhelming desire to watch you fail. You can use this energy to build yourself up, don't ever let a hata break you, this will only encourage them, if a hata says "fuck you, you aint shit" don't ever respond with anythng less than "if im the shit then wipe me down, bitch" being cool & clever is the best way to rebuff hatas. No matter how much hata-aid they they drinking, keep your hata blockers on at full blast

Stay tuned for part 3 a much more in depth look at the phycological aspect of rebuffing hatas.

"Part 2.5"
During my 4 month long absence from Fakku i actually wrote down part 3, & as some of u suggested a list of my top 5 hatas. At 1st i lost the list, but i just found it so im posting my top 5 hatas, & im also reworking part 3. So here u go lil`Von`s top5 list oh Hatas

#5. Ramsus: we dnt talk much but when we do its always hate, hate, hate, hate, hate,

#4. MidGardKonotsu: You say u luv me like a retarded nephew, & that u dnt be hatn. but remember that thread that u almost convinced me 2 fap with toothpaste. Yeah thats enough to get u on this list

#3. Rbz123: like MidGardKonotsuu say u dnt be hatn but that dnt make it no better!

#2. Elfinlied: do i even need a reason Elfin u 1 of my biggest Hatas yet, & u know that.

#1 to be revieled with part 3

or you said something really stupid that ticked them off (--,) either way taking a person in the internet seriously is the most stupidest thing i can think of right next to lighting yourself.

dont get too cocky not everyone wants to be someone they seen in the net thats just plain stupid...(--,)

P.S. i have no ill intentions on what i posted

Dude, even though you probably think I'm a hater of yours and shit, I think I've mentioned before that I don't hate you or even dislike you, I just mock the stupid shit you do. After saying that, your thread is probably the most awesome unintentional comedy I've seen so far. This shit is fucking hilarious. You say they're jealous, and then you misspell shit like philosophy and dealing.
Pholiciphy... that's just lawl
And the use of that quote just screams "ATTENTION WHORE".
And then, holy shit, you prove it even further by saying part 2 coming soon.

Twas a good laugh. Reps.

lil`Von is my rolemodel.

...theres not a c in philociphy !?

but did i say your name, no i didnt i didnt say nobody's name i aint calling nobody out, though the hate i recieved on this forum was a big reason 4 me 2 make this, im talking about hatas n general.

Dude, anyone in the know does know that haters are a big problem. Well, not much of a problem, just a slight annoyance. Sometimes, they can actually be cool, a nice way to make you laugh.

But in the end, a hater's just what lil'Von said - a jealous little fucker who will never be as good as you.

Word out, homies.

Philosophy

Just clarifying myself motherfucker, just clarifying myself. :)

@Shaggy Aww hell naw. Is you serious?

Ya know, I really hate the term "Hatas".

And, to a greater degree, people who speak Gangsta seriously, but that's another argument for another thread.

I cannot get it through my apparently granite-thick skull why people would butcher the English language to the point of it forming a sub-language.

But, yeah. I guess there isn't really much else to say. Shaggy took the fucking joke already.

I have some "hatas" I believe, but I am unsure so I don't let it bother me.

I know of one hater for sure... you know who you are!

I learned alot. *nods*

somehow im having a hard time understanding this type of words (--)

We need part 2 quick!!

Lol'd and hey hina lil' Von waiting for the PART TWO :D

yeah mn dese hatas dnt now wat they tlkin bout. dey be trippin and al tryn 2 cop ur style mn. tey jus wish they wr u. srsly.

dang lil' von I luv u now, need part 2 quick

Eh, I don't hate them, I just hate how they type!
Some attempt in correct punctuation and general grammar would help tons on the image.. >_> have a hard time thinking someones serious with sentence's like lil'Von's

It really just annoys me to know in that people go through school are capable of speaking, writing AND Typing the English language with some expertise.

Then enter the internet and types as though they were hit in the head one to many times.. at least 'appears' to.

shit, I fucking luv you now lil' von, I'll be waitin' 4 da next part

This should get stickied. I want part 3!