Pissed

I'm fucking pissed as shit right now. Make me laugh.

Today's word is "im waxing dat jailbait ass"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0UEIA_Kk28

Underage girl, sucking on daddy's cock, gets jizzed on all over he.........
Oh I'm sorry, I thought this was a google image search.    

What has two legs and bleeds?
Half a dog.    

Bumped into Stephen Hawking last week and tried to give him a high five for all the great work he's done.

Turns out he's just a stuck up cunt like most other celebs.    

Look! I'm here! ehehehehehehe

I want a hug!

*gropes*

Saw that coming.

Harden the fuck up and have a beer you shit cunt.

Funny you should say that since I had 2 earlier.