Please teach me how to be a proper hentai otaku
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I thought that I was already doing all a hentai otaku should do. I frequent doujin websites, watch anime hentai, and look up pics. But after being here and looking through the nosebleed section I see that I'm really still just a child in these matters. Please teach me how to be a better hentai! Pics, games, videos, conventions, manga, fetishs, everthing I want to know how to fully enjoy hentai in every aspect.
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Have a giant collection of hentai pictures of multiple genres, have an impressive list of downloaded hentai movies and/or games on your computer, have a collection of hentai doujinshi and frequent this and other sites a lot. <.<
Or if you really want to be impressive learn Japanese and become a translator. You'll be loved for that. :P
Or if you really want to be impressive learn Japanese and become a translator. You'll be loved for that. :P
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I dunno why but I can't help but feel like this is thread is in the wrong place...This sounds like "dreams and aspirations"...I could be wrong though lol
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lazyasschillypepper wrote...
I dunno why but I can't help but feel like this is thread is in the wrong place...This sounds like "dreams and aspirations"...I could be wrong though lolYeah, sorry about that. The rush kinda went to my head and I posted in the first section I could think of.
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I dunno, I kinda chuckled when I saw the title to this thread. I don't believe that there is such thing called a "proper hentai otaku." In my eyes, if you're fapping away to hentai/manga and here on this forum, that's good enough for me.
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If you really really love anime you are already an otaku whether you like it or not but trying to be one doesn't make you an otaku.
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Dress up in a maid costume and cat-ear headband, then pretend to be a dick-girl and rub one out while looking at yourself in the mirror while calling yourself onee-sama and yelling "no! no! n-not there!".
Then I'll consider you a true "hentai otaku".
Then I'll consider you a true "hentai otaku".
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gibbous wrote...
Dress up in a maid costume and cat-ear headband, then pretend to be a dick-girl and rub one out while looking at yourself in the mirror while calling yourself onee-sama and yelling "no! no! n-not there!".Then I'll consider you a true "hentai otaku".
That would be plain weird than anything else, assuming IEAIAIO is a guy.
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Draw your own hentai, and heavily critique, with extreme bias, other people's hentai and other people's translations.
Own a collection of h-manga, h-cg sets, h-games, and h-anime large enough to rival the largest mountains of Osaka.
Own lifesize dolls only seen in items from your collection with interchangeable clothing and devices with voice clips tied to buttons installed and created by you, on certain parts of those dolls bodies.
The voices that come from devices are completely accurate of the original VA or crafted to fit the doll's personality if there is no VA, yet some how, you personally did the voicing for said devices and none were ripped.
Own 3-4 pillows crafted in the form of h-artists with their forced signature on the front, back, side, top, bottom, and inside of the pillow.
Have a cellphone full of numbers of VAs and Artists, though for whatever reason, they never pick up a call from you. They must be busy, after all.
Be an elitist and proclaim that one artist's art-style is superior to a large portion of other artists as a fact, and give no reason to back up said proclamation other than the fact you have the right to do so.
When questioned, list various unimportant hentai-based achievements that are meaningless to everyone except you and a few elitists.
Then proclaim to the person you're saying all this to, that he is nothing but a leecher who uses Hentai only for self-pleasure and doesn't bond with the characters like you, and can see every hidden meaning behind the artist's work, laughing at ever obscure joke the artist hides in his work.
Then when that person leaves out of disgust due to your essence, stare around your area and look at the life you live.
Subconsciously realize what an empty life you are living, and turn around to your 3 computers and say to yourself, "THIS IS THE LIFE! WHAT MORE CAN A MAN ASK FOR."
Start to laugh an empty-hearted laugh as you try to convince yourself that your life will eventually look up and you might even get a REAL-LIFE girlfriend as cute as your models.
Then sign on to your instant messenger to be greeted by a person who is your e-girlfriend, and cyber for an undisclosed amount of time before you return to your h-manga/h-games/h-anime/and h-cg sets.
After all this is done, go to bed, masturbate, and redo this list the next day.
Only then, will you be able to call yourself a "Proper Hentai Otaku."
Good luck. You will need it.
Own a collection of h-manga, h-cg sets, h-games, and h-anime large enough to rival the largest mountains of Osaka.
Own lifesize dolls only seen in items from your collection with interchangeable clothing and devices with voice clips tied to buttons installed and created by you, on certain parts of those dolls bodies.
The voices that come from devices are completely accurate of the original VA or crafted to fit the doll's personality if there is no VA, yet some how, you personally did the voicing for said devices and none were ripped.
Own 3-4 pillows crafted in the form of h-artists with their forced signature on the front, back, side, top, bottom, and inside of the pillow.
Have a cellphone full of numbers of VAs and Artists, though for whatever reason, they never pick up a call from you. They must be busy, after all.
Be an elitist and proclaim that one artist's art-style is superior to a large portion of other artists as a fact, and give no reason to back up said proclamation other than the fact you have the right to do so.
When questioned, list various unimportant hentai-based achievements that are meaningless to everyone except you and a few elitists.
Then proclaim to the person you're saying all this to, that he is nothing but a leecher who uses Hentai only for self-pleasure and doesn't bond with the characters like you, and can see every hidden meaning behind the artist's work, laughing at ever obscure joke the artist hides in his work.
Then when that person leaves out of disgust due to your essence, stare around your area and look at the life you live.
Subconsciously realize what an empty life you are living, and turn around to your 3 computers and say to yourself, "THIS IS THE LIFE! WHAT MORE CAN A MAN ASK FOR."
Start to laugh an empty-hearted laugh as you try to convince yourself that your life will eventually look up and you might even get a REAL-LIFE girlfriend as cute as your models.
Then sign on to your instant messenger to be greeted by a person who is your e-girlfriend, and cyber for an undisclosed amount of time before you return to your h-manga/h-games/h-anime/and h-cg sets.
After all this is done, go to bed, masturbate, and redo this list the next day.
Only then, will you be able to call yourself a "Proper Hentai Otaku."
Good luck. You will need it.
