Porn Store

So. I saw the most disturbing vibrator today, and I felt the need to share it with the rest of you guys.

I went out with some female friends tonight for a few occassions. My one friend wanted to get her first vibrator and I promised her I'd take her to the porn store after I got my car (which I got a few weeks ago) and another girl aced her music final so we were gonna go out to eat, and just getting together in general because I'm moving at the end of this week out of state.

Anyway, we're in the porn store and my friend brings me this vibrator all 'what the fuck?' it was seriously like 4 inches long, pink and it was a rabbit. Like, shaped as a real rabbit. The whole thing. It's ears were all flat against its back and paws were tucked under itself and head down with its eyes closed and its job was to simply be shoved in a girls pussy.

It looked like a fetus. A pink rabbit fetus.

Some of the things there are so bizarre you have to really question people and the people who create this shit. But some of it is also ingenious.

We went over to the male masturbation items too. They have fake vaginas and shit, and you're able to touch them to feel what they feel like, and I touched a clit.. holy hell O.o; I don't know how a guy can masturbate to that >_< it was gross feeling. NOTHING like a real pussy, and the boxes claim to be 100% like a real vagina.

It wasn't my first time in one, but it was my first time looking at other stuff besides sex toys for myself lol. I was kinda bored since I knew I wasn't getting anything so nothing really appealed to me. The only thing I got was some shaving cream that's a pretty big name called 'coochy' It's really good for your skin, so it's not a vulgar name that not a lot of people don't know about. I even showed my mom and she told me it was good.

Anyway, yea. There's no real point to this thread, hence the reason it's in IB. But I was totally weirded out by that fetus vibrator.

My friend enjoyed what she got though, so I heard from text.

Oh, my. I'd be much to embarrassed to go purchase something like that, to be honest.

i guess they were shooting for a parody of that popular vibrator, i think its quite literally called the rabbit.



usually these kinds of gimmicks never work, seems it didnt appeal to you ladies either. that sounds like the weirdest looking one yet, although i find the 14 inch king dongs with 5 inch girth to be just as ridiculous.

to put it simply ziggy, your right. male masturbators are never going to be close enough to the real thing because no matter how close they simulate the feel, they cant simulate the warmth... without making one with an outboard motor or something. it does help but its impossible to compare to the ol hand, it takes longer to finish unless you apply the proper method.

haha, i guess when you have anything to ask about male sex toys you can ask me.

Yea I remember my old thread about sex toys and you admitting about your collection. You also got a rep for someone about the honesty.



Purchasing what part? The vibrator or the shaving cream I bought? The shaving cream sounds kinda odd for the name, but if you ask some women about it they'll tell you outright they use it for all parts of their body to shave (legs, armpits etc)

It's really nice because of how moisturizing it is. It's got aloe vera among other things. So if somebody has dry skin or gets razer burns/rash easily it can really help with that.

You can get that stuff at other places besides a porn store ;p Though probably not anywhere like walmart lol

wow ziggy, your memories something else. i didnt mean to gloat even if i could about that kind of stuff, i guess there isnt much else anyone would need to know about them though lol. hurry to the love and relationship threads, your the only one that posts there -_-

Can't help but share since this is about "odd/WTF" sex toys.

Careful: It's geared towards fans of furry, or more specifically, scalies. Some weird, but interesting shit. (Not a site for homophobes, you have been warned.)
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Also, fetus bunny vibrator... haha, definitely one of the weirder ones I've heard of.

(For those that can't remember but are wondering, yeah I'm a guy, I just find all the different sex toys entertaining.)

Hmmm you didn't get anything ZO? Is it because there were no warranty policies?

And don't worry Te-chan if you like we can always pick something out for you. (And now that I've said that I'm slightly worried someone will seriously try to do it.)

Hmmm fetus vibrators....can't think of why any woman wouldn't want that. I hear they loooooove fetuses.

When I saw those dragon dicks... I'm sad that I knew somebody that would love them, and it makes me even more sad knowing that the person is a guy.

i claim this the weirdest topic on fakku to date ... though i may be wrong

lolol it looked like a fetus, omg I lol'd hard. :lol:

The vibrator. I wouldn't have any scruples about the shaving cream, unless if it was sold exclusively in porn stores.

creativity in these kind of stuff somewhat delude us about it's real intention of the real image it wanted to be deliver...

rabbits... ergh... >ω<

be thankful it wasnt part of a "Chinese Zodiac" set ^_^'l|

Is this thread hot or am I just perverted
After they extracted a real pussy from a corpse they realised they had to replace it with some lookalike because it started to stink and decompose and shit. They couldn't find a quick real replacement so they thought realistic would be chill.

You're definitely wrong. My magic thread was weirder than this.